Red Sox Ink Deal with Mediocrity

If you have a record of 21-35 over the past three years with an ERA that has gone up 6 years in a row, culminating at 6.36 in the 2006 season, you just might be able to squeeze $4M out of the Boston Red Sox.
At least, that’s what Joel Pineiro managed to do late last […]

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NDNation Pisses Off Ohio Locals By Rigging Fan Poll

WKYC-TV conducted a web poll of Cleveland residents, asking which of four Ohio State head coaches was the greatest in the program’s history.
Woody Hayes led Cheaty McSweatervest early-on but then Earle Bruce mysteriously took over, blowing away the competition at 4 to 1 margins with nearly 1200 votes of 2000 cast.
For a while, […]

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Some OSU and UF Players Want a Cut of the BCS Loot

Playing in a bowl is no longer reward enough for some college football players: Some Buckeyes and Gators want a cut of the millions being generated by the championship game.
“We all deserve more money,” Ohio State senior guard T.J. Downing said. “We’re the reason this money’s coming in… We’re taking years off our lives out […]

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Patrick Stefan Tries to Snag Tony Romo\’s Goat Award

Is there a bigger goat than Tony Romo? Of course not. But give Patrick Stefan of the Dallas Stars an A for effort.

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Bobby Petrino Lured to the NFL

Bobby Petrino recently signed a 10-year, $25M extension with the University of Louisville in July but it looks like Arthur Blank just made him a sweeter offer.
Petrino, who typically coaches quarterbacks that can hit the ocean from the beach, has agreed to receive $24M over five years in exchange for letting Michael Vick ruin […]

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Vince and The Donald to Battle Before the Royal Rumble

As if adding Kevin Federline the lineup wasn’t bad enough, WRESTLING OBSERVER NEWSLETTER reports that WWE officials have either finalized or are putting the finishing touches on a deal that would feature a “Battle of the Billionaires” between Vince McMahon and Donald Trump.
Both McMahon and The Donald will manage opposing wrestlers at the […]

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Gator meat sells in Ohio before BCS title game

TASTES LIKE PIGSKIN: It’s not too late to head over to the Akron, Ohio, West Point Market and chase down some prime alligator tail for just $14.99 a pound if you’re looking for something to grill up at your Ohio State tailgate party before the BCS title game against them there Florida Gators.
Columbus-area Meijer stores […]

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Women\’s Rugby Team Does Haka Topless

Controversy strikes again as another group of imbeciles has adopted the Maori Ka Mate haka and gotten it all wrong.
The Canterbury women’s rugby team went topless in their version of the sacred war dance for their raunchy 2007 calendar.
“We didn’t really know what we were doing so it was kind of the jump with […]

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Jamarcus Russell to Declare for NFL Draft

Though it’s only Monday, this week’s Dumb Ass Award goes to quarterback JaMarcus Russell, whose career-best 332 yards in a 41-14 pounding of Notre Dame led LSU to victory in last week’s Sugar Bowl.

On Wednesday, the junior is expected to announce his intentions to skip his senior season and make himself eligible to be tutored […]

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Derek Jeter Vacations with Jessica Biel’s Onion

Oh come on, fellas, don’t worry! Jessica Biel only brought her onion out to the beach to direct your attention away from Mr. November’s true love interest…

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