Brazil Court Orders YouTube Shutdown Over Sex Video

A Brazilian court ordered that YouTube be shut down until the company removes a sex tape involving Daniela Cicarelli, model and ex-wife of soccer legend Ronaldo.
Edited with schlocky samba music and cheesy subtitles, the video shows Cicarelli’s boyfriend moving faster over the course of three minutes than Ronaldo managed in 3 weeks at the […]

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Lampley’s Girlfriend Was Miss California 2003

So you have Miss California 2003 in a California apartment on New Years Eve… Would you hit it?

Well, Jim Lampley did.

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Company Claims McGwire Achieved HR Record with Juiced Baseballs

Though Bob DuPuy, MLB’s chief operating officer, says that the core of the baseball has been unchanged for decades, Universal Medical Systems Inc has used computer imaging to posit that baseballs had a larger rubberized core and a synthetic rubber ring in 1998, including the ball Mark McGwire hit for his 70th homer.

“Examining the CT […]

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Pittsburgh Penguins Could be Headed for Kansas City

Despite attendance at 94% of capacity, it is becoming more and more likely that Pittsburgh will be without hockey, as Penguins owner Mario Lemieux has yet to find funding for a new stadium.
Neither he nor the NHL want to abandon the Steel City but Kansas City is attempting to woo the organization with an […]

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Peavy Arrested for Double Parking at Mobile Airport

San Diego Padres pitcher Jake Peavy was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct Thursday at Mobile Regional Airport.
Peavy was flying out of Mobile to join a goodwill tour of the Dominican Republic with other major leaguers and thought it’d be a good idea to double park while dropping off his bags.
“The airport police told him […]

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Utah Boy Finds Porn In Madden 2007 Case

When a 14-year-old Utah boy opened his factory-sealed copy of Madden 07 and put it in his X-Box 360, he claims to have been greeted with hardcore porn.
Like any teenage boy, he immediately notified his parents who then contacted EA Sports. But it turns out that there wasn’t porn on the disc at all; the […]

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Steve Spurrier Identifies With Nick Saban

Having stayed in the NFL for only two years himself, you had to know that it was a matter of time before Steve Spurrier offered his opinion on Nick Saban’s decision to leave the NFL for the college game:

“I wish there had been a big-time opening during my second year in Washington,” he said. “I […]

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The Big Unit and Wang to Soon Part Ways

Pitcher Randy Johnson will soon return to retirement living, as the Arizona Diamondbacks have agreed in principle to a trade with the New York Yankees for the five-time Cy Young Award winner.

The Yankees fought hard to package the Big Unit with Wang but Arizona didn’t want to get the shaft. The Diamondbacks were already dicked […]

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Rex Grossman Learns A Lesson About Effort

After going 2-12 for 33 yards with three interceptions (two returned for touchdowns) and a lost fumble in a humiliating 26-7 defeat to the Green Bay Packers, Rex Grossman has learned a lesson:

“In this league, especially at this position, you have to bring it every single week, no matter what,” Grossman told the Chicago Sun-Times. […]

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Billy Beane Joins Software Company Board of Directors

Oakland A’s GM Billy Beane has joined the board of directors of NetSuite Inc, a California-based software company looking to compete with the big boys of the computer world on a small budget.
“Billy’s outrageously successful approach in changing the game of baseball by using facts to supplement instinct is very similar to the transformation our […]

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