BAD NEWS FOR RAMS FANS: For the first time since the club moved to St. Louis in 1995, Sunday’s Rams game (vs. Washington) will not be locally televised, thanks to a non-sellout before the NFL’s Thursday deadline.
GOOD NEWS FOR RAMS FANS: For the first time since the club moved to St. Louis in 1995, Sunday’s […]

An man was recently awarded nearly $5M in damages by an English court after a head injury caused him to suffer from an uncontrollable sex drive.
This caused him to sexually harass women, watch porn, and call phone sex lines. It also affected his inhibition, leading him to make “embarrassing remarks and interrupting conversations.”
While I […]

In their quest to turn pour over the excrutiating minutiae of every day life in slideshow form, CNNSI has now come up with their Top 20 Hottest Male and Female Athletes.
Surfer Malia Jones ranks at number 5, somehow coming in behind Anna Kournikova, whose last out-of-bedroom athletic feat occurred in 1999.

After a string of incidents and alleged incidents involving football players over the last few years at the Cardinal Gardens apartment complex near the USC campus, coach Pete Carroll said freshmen would be housed in dorms starting next fall.
“We’ve been working on it for a year,” Carroll said. “I think it’s time to change.”
Pardon me […]

Forget Tiffany, Cartier, and even Kay this Christmas. If you’re still looking for the special gift for that special someone, it’s time you took a gander at baseball cuffs.
These cool, sturdy cuffs are handmade from genuine leather baseballs and feature a soft velvet lining for comfort and an invisible, bendable brass frame for the […]

Golfing is a hot sport for lesbians and now they have their own national tour.
Perhaps I’m missing something here but I thought they called that the LPGA tour.
“The goal of foreUS is simple: to provide a unique experience for the lesbian golfer by providing them a competitive and safe environment in which to play […]

Soldiers trying to seize control of one of Mexico’s top drug-producing regions found the countryside teeming with a new hybrid marijuana plant that can be cultivated year-round and cannot be killed with herbicides.
The new plants, known as “Portland Trailblazers,” mature in about two months and can be planted at any time of year.

I went to the Monday Night Football game in Indianapolis this week to watch the Colts play the Bengals and had the misfortune of sitting behind a drunken reprobate who turned around every 4 seconds to yell “WHO DEY!!” in my face.
And this was before the game started.
But once things got rolling, cracky […]

If you expect Bryant Gumbel’s performance on Thursday Night Football to improve any time soon, don’t hold your breath.
The veteran broadcaster is getting advice from booth-mate and awful announcer, Chris Collinsworth.
Collinsworth told Gumbel not to “worry about dotting the i’s and crossing the t’s and saying, ‘The guy got to the 37-yard line.’” Instead, […]

Jeff Garcia joined Chad Johnson, Joey Porter, and Bill Parcells in the kissing club after laying a sloppy one on Jeremiah Trotter following the Eagles 36-22 victory over the Giants last Sunday.
“To get a [game-sealing interception] like that was just a sweet thing,” Garcia said. “And that’s why Trotter got a kiss.”

“I’m glad I […]