The United Milk Council or whatever the hell they’re called (apparently it’s the “National Milk Processor Board”) recently released a Milk Mustache promotion starring Dara Torres. Observe:
(”Dairy Torres”! Now there’s a zinger!)
So. A 41-year-old mother of two looking like that. Normally when you think of women in their 40s showing off, it’s in those quasi-fake-reality “Milf Hunter” videos where… [Dude. Can we go one post without you talking about your addiction to pornography?–ed.] Sorry. Can’t help it sometimes. [Just stay on topic, that’s all we’re asking.–ed.]
Anyway, Dara’s looking insanely fit, but is that your thing?
3:25 pm on May 28th, 2009
I'd be kinda afraid because she looks like she's capable of ripping your privates from your body, but I just couldn't say no.
3:44 pm on May 28th, 2009
you do know she is in a lesbian relationship?
4:11 pm on May 28th, 2009
No, she is not in a lesbian relationship or any other relationshp. She is totally dedicated to her daughter, swimmming and various projects.
5:46 pm on May 28th, 2009
I'll help her with that lip.
7:40 pm on May 28th, 2009
She is totally dedicated to
her daughter, swimming and various projectstaking enormous doses of testosterone.(shivers at the thought of that guy riding me)
4:21 am on May 29th, 2009
It just looks disgusting. Chop her head off and you can't tell that its actually a womans body. Fugly. Just fugly. Just put your thumg over her head and you think its a dude wearing a womans top. Everytime I look at the photo, its something new for me to feal nauseus about.
5:03 am on May 29th, 2009
Or #5, No, she looks like a man.