• USA TODAY’s GAME ON races over word that Danica Patrick won’t be held responsible for Friday’s accident that sent a pit crewman to the hospital.

In the meantime, Charles Buckman is still being held for observation after suffering a fractured skull & brain hemorraging.

• THE GRAND NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS is shattered that Jack Glasscock is still not in the Baseball Hall of Fame.

• JOE SPORTS FAN honors those players who paved the way for memorable home runs - by getting on base beforehand.

• And THE LEGEND OF CECILIO GUANTE expects even more remarkable base-clearers in the near future, as starting pitching is becoming pathetic.

• DEUCE OF DAVENPORT asks what’s in … er, on your wallet? And that answer would be Red Sox ticket stubs.

• DEADSPIN shoots up footage of an Ohio State lacrosse goalie running down the length of the field and scoring a goal. In other news, Ohio State has a lacrosse team.

• ONE DROO HILL (by way of WITH LEATHER) draws up where horsehide allegiances lie with their United Countries of Baseball maps. And there sits Montana ripe for the picking.

• PART MULE slices over news of Philip Rivers and Tony Gwinn having trouble on the tees at Torrey Pines.