Danica Patrick has been racing for a few years now, and has only won one race in 65 career starts. Yet, for some reason, she’s still a big hit with advertisers. Seriously, as I was typing that sentence I just heard a commercial on the radio for motor oil with Danica talking about how she uses it in both her race car and her regular driving car. I’m no genius, but I’m guessing her popularity has a lot more to do with her appearance and gender than it does her ability to drive a car.
Unfortunately it seems that Danica is starting to grow frustrated with the fact that she can’t win on the race track. You know how I told you she uses the same motor oil in both her race car and her regular driving car? Well it seems as though Danica is having a tough time trying to figure out which car is which, as she was busted for speeding earlier this month in Arizona.
From TMZ.COM:
Indy race car driver Danica Patrick has yet to learn that the funny little pedal on the left is the brake.
Cops confirm Patrick was busted earlier this month in Scottsdale, Ariz. for driving 54 in a 35 — 19 over the speed limit — which bested her last run-in with the fuzz where she was going 57 in a 40 — only 17 over.
Danica received a citation and is due in court at the beginning of January.
Damn women drivers.
Though I guess this goes to show why Danica doesn’t win that many races. Everytime you hear about a male athlete getting pulled over for speeding, they’re always doing about 50 over the speed limit, and are shotgunning beers as they do it.

Danica can’t compete with them on the streets, either.







1:20 pm on December 30th, 2008
You have to watch out for those fast women.
1:23 pm on December 30th, 2008
Having Danica doing radio spots seems kind of pointless. We want to look at her, not listen to her.
5:55 pm on December 30th, 2008
yum
5:57 pm on December 30th, 2008
im in looove
5:58 pm on December 30th, 2008
oh yes and yankees still suck
9:16 pm on December 30th, 2008
A hot, hot dish!
9:26 pm on December 30th, 2008
Tell ya what, twoby…
You should not leave the browser on with your last comments when going to the corner store for smokes.
As for the hot dish… kitchen is all yours tonight so you can make yourself one. Am going out.
Faithfully yours,
W
2:39 am on December 31st, 2008
Not winning races? Same works for Dale Jr. being the most popular NASCAR driver.
12:20 pm on December 31st, 2008
I'd rather look at Danica in a two-piece bikini than Dale Jr.
6:34 pm on December 31st, 2008
Danica's an okay driver but she's hot and we all know that sex sells.
9:20 pm on December 31st, 2008
It appears that she has invested in a couple of man-made melons. Check out the telltale weird boob-split.