• Tony Kanaan’s wife suggests her IRL hubby go throw on a dress if he’s gonna qualify behind Danica Patrick.

Maybe a little stylish number like this?

• Speaking of married life, a couple of Dallas DJs don’t show much respect to some of the Royals’ significant others.

• First, Mindy McCready’s mom confirms her daughter’s connection to Roger Clemens. Now, the country singer’s dad adds that the two did the tantric tango together.

• Jason Taylor tries to bring some football flair to “Dancing With The Stars.” Bill Parcells remains unimpressed.

• Hulk Hogan caught placing his 24-inch pythons on some pretty posteriors.

• Lee Elia swears he’s sorry for his 25-year-old tirade against Cubs fans.

• Let’s take a fun trip back with Torii Hunter, as the new Angel recalls his arrival in Anaheim.

• Jimmy Clausen goes from the ostrich spike to the Kingpin combover.

• Now you know when sports celebrations call for a high five and when they call for a butt slap.

• Get rid of those useless Chad Johnson Bengals jerseys for some free Cincinnati Cyclones tickets!