If you’ve been here awhile, you know that I’ve oft-savored the small-screen performances of UFC President Dana White. Because of the media spotlight on his off-color, hate-filled rants of the past, White was basically forced to rip down his previous Vlog on Youtube and ended up losing the chance to star in his own reality show.
But I’m happy to report that White is back at it, and we have a full statistical analysis of his latest Vlog post - plus video. (Not Safe For Work.)
Transcript from the opening scene of the nine minute Vlog, in which White’s driver gets a traffic ticket:
He’s writing him a f—ing ticket. Is he writing the ticket? Come on.
So we’re parked here, ‘cause I’m sick as a dog, and we’re trying to pick up some medicine. He drives around the block, and this dickhead over here is gonna give us a ticket anyway for him stopping here to pick us up. What a douchebag.
Hey Greg, we’re not paying that sh–. That was your fault. You’re not gonna charge me for your f—ing driving violations.
“Get back in the car before I split your f—ing head open!” (everyone laughs)
Final stats breakdown of White’s performance:
F—: 2
F—ing: 6
Motherf—er: 1
Sh–: 4
Dickhead: 1
Douchebag: 1
I love what White’s done with UFC, but how does that stuff benefit the brand? He says the sport will eventually go mainstream, but how can it when the guy running it is putting that sort of thing out on Youtube? Doesn’t “mainstream” imply having kids take up UFC?
I know the brand is supposed to be edgy, but at some point you have to tone it down to get into the homes of middle America.
Am I being a prude?
6:39 pm on October 23rd, 2009
To answer your question, yes you are being a prude. You are one of the most anti-Dana White UFC bitches I have ever seen.
8:20 pm on October 23rd, 2009
ya Brooks, you’re straight bitchmade when it comes to UFC and Dana White…man the F up…
8:22 pm on October 23rd, 2009
brooks should really stop writing about MMA…….. period
11:56 pm on October 23rd, 2009
Im starting to think Brooks is related to Paul Bunyan, cause he has a huge axe to grind with Dana for some reason. Sure seems that way. Everytime I see a MMA topic on here, I say to myself “Oh Boy, Here we go again”. Its kinda funny though.
10:21 am on October 24th, 2009
Brooks, you’re not being a prude - more like a bitter little douche. DW is perfect for this sport - it’s not the LA Philharmonic - it’s fighting!
Oh, and like you don’t swear. I remember you getting lit up before 8PM at your now long ago gigs and swearing like a drunken sailor - in front of and to the SbB girls. So maybe I should throw hypocrite in too for good measure.
You’re bitter that ESPN wouldn’t hire you (because you made your name showing pics of women in too tight t-shirts on your website - sorry there are plenty of guys who can make snarky comments about modern athletes and sports; you’re not ’special’) and you rip them over every little thing. Now we are left to wonder what injustice DW bestowed upon you. Resume end up in the circular file at Zuffa?