Dana Carvey appeared on Leno last night and spoke about Dennis Miller’s ill-fated stint on Monday Night Football. Excerpt: "I thought he was great. I really miss him on there because he brought a lot of fun, kind of a different point of view to it."
Carvey, imitating Miller: "Christ’s sake, I haven’t seen moves that fast since they switched Darrens on ‘Bewitched.‘"
More Dana: "You couldn’t get Gary Shandling in there. ‘Hey, he scored a touchdown. I’m touching my ass.‘"
On Robin Williams: "‘Oh look, oh, oh, the football hangs low in the sky like a testicle.‘"
On Leno: "Jay, you wouldn’t have been good. ‘Hey look, he scored, he made a home run.‘"