SCHILLING DUMPS LOAD OF DIARRHEA ON ANCIENT MEDIA: Curt Schilling shot back with both barrels today in his blog about the krylon’d-sock episode started by Gary Thorne.

Fark.com mainpaged the piece with this priceless hed:

The best part of the post on Schilling’s blog doesn’t have to do with the episode itself, but instead his opinion of the fine gentlemen who cover sports and get paid for it:

“Take Gary Thorne, John, Jack Joe or whatever his first name is, Heyman, Karen Vescey, Woody Paige, CHB, Jay Marriotti, Bill Plaschke, and a host of other people that litter the media landscape, and put them all on an island somewhere.

“Does anyone stop reading their newspapers? Watching the shows they appear on? The answer to that is no. … They have little to no talent at what they do and other than a mastery of the English language their skill sets are non-existent.”

The piece is too long to link all the gems buried in there. So read on.