• AVP fans will no longer be able to drink in the sights of the Cuervo Girls.

(”Wait - we’re out of a job?!?!”)

• Brewers fans will finally get to see some great baseball at Miller Park - they’ll be showing “The Sandlot” in the stadium parking lot.

• Michael Irvin sued for stealing reality show idea. Aren’t all reality shows stolen from something else anyway?

• Cristiano Ronaldo shows off his macho fashion sense by sporting a pink cap on his head, a flower in his hair & pearls around his neck.

• Let the Lakers & Magic have their NBA Finals. Tony Parker will be just fine with a bikini-clad Eva Longoria in the French Riviera.

• Meanwhile, Dwight Howard gets ready for his showdown with L.A. by doing some bad but entertaining impressions for Vitaminwater.

• So that’s why the Braves dumped Tom Glavine before he game back from the DL - they needed the money to acquire Nate McLouth.

• A-Rod appears to be getting serious with latest love Kate Hudson.

• NASCAR crewman Jeff Kerr donates $10,000 in winnings to a 4-year-old boy recovering from a horrific lawnmower accident.

• Is it really that surprising that a pro skateboarder would strip naked & run to the rooftops screaming about God - and roll a joint while talking to a reporter about the incident?