Cuervo Girls Spiked From AVP Tour Appearances

• AVP fans will no longer be able to drink in the sights of the Cuervo Girls.

Cuervo Girls

(”Wait - we’re out of a job?!?!”)

• Brewers fans will finally get to see some great baseball at Miller Park - they’ll be showing “The Sandlot” in the stadium parking lot.

Michael Irvin sued for stealing reality show idea. Aren’t all reality shows stolen from something else anyway?

Cristiano Ronaldo shows off his macho fashion sense by sporting a pink cap on his head, a flower in his hair & pearls around his neck.

• Let the Lakers & Magic have their NBA Finals. Tony Parker will be just fine with a bikini-clad Eva Longoria in the French Riviera.

• Meanwhile, Dwight Howard gets ready for his showdown with L.A. by doing some bad but entertaining impressions for Vitaminwater.

• So that’s why the Braves dumped Tom Glavine before he game back from the DL - they needed the money to acquire Nate McLouth.

A-Rod appears to be getting serious with latest love Kate Hudson.

• NASCAR crewman Jeff Kerr donates $10,000 in winnings to a 4-year-old boy recovering from a horrific lawnmower accident.

• Is it really that surprising that a pro skateboarder would strip naked & run to the rooftops screaming about God - and roll a joint while talking to a reporter about the incident?