According to anecdotal T-shirt sales figures around Wrigley Field quoted in the CHICAGO SUN-TIMES today, Chicago Cubs fans would like you to understand a simple truth:
Shilling for AT&T: Wildly offensive.
Shilling for racism: Wildly hilarious.
You win this round, Marty Brennaman.
According to the T-shirt vendor carrying this attractive and durable item, it’s the best seller by a mile this year. Frankly, we hope the vendor keeps selling them. After all, people wearing this shirt will save us the trouble of having to talk to them to know what they are.
It also brings us one step closer to Bill Engvall’s dream:
Idiot Cubs fan that drags the rest of us down with you? Here’s your sign.