SOCIAL CRIPPLE BILLY PACKER COMES THROUGH FOR CSTV: The CBS-owned college sports website CSTV is doing all it can to provide dynamic, groundbreaking coverage of its parent’s crown jewel: The NCAA basketball tournament.
The website has indeed claimed a significant spot in the sports reporting pantheon, with an interview apparently designed to humanize broadcasting buzzkill Billy Packer:
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Providing a different view of a social cripple isn’t easy, but CSTV does give us something we perhaps weren’t aware of previously. That is, how uncanny an unpancaked Packer resembles Mikhail Gorbachev.
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