Cristiano Ronaldo Introduced To 80k Adoring Fans

The free agent signing frenzy is one of the most exciting periods in offseason sports fandom. Will such-and-such big-name free agent finally be the missing piece your team needs to compete for a championship, or will it end up destroying the team (and its salary cap) for years to come? It’s an exciting time, sure, but it’s funny to watch fans, players, and team executives alike get carried away in the moment. One of the silliest parts of this frenzy is the introductory press conference. They’re completely meaningless; it’s just a bunch of executives, coaches, and athletes grinning into the camera and spouting trite sports cliches.

Cristiano Ronaldo introduction Real Madrid

Just be thankful you don’t live in Europe. Superstar Cristiano Ronaldo was introduced to 80,000 assembled Real Madrid fans and media today in a spectacle that made even the most overblown of press conferences look like a Quaker church meeting.

That’s right, they filled the entire freaking stadium just to watch Ronaldo strut around on a runway, a fitting introduction for a guy that redefines the word ‘metrosexual’.

The NEW YORK TIMES writes:

Some 80,000 fans showed up Monday to see Florentino Pérez’s vision for Real Madrid come one step closer to fruition. That’s approximately how many people filled the Santiago Bernabeu stadium for Cristiano Ronaldo’s introduction as the team’s new No. 9.

The former Manchester United wing passed his team physical this morning and told fans this evening his boyhood dream of playing for Los Blancos is now a reality. “I didn’t expect a jam-packed stadium,” Ronaldo said, according to’s transcription of the event. “This is truly impressive!”

Aw, shucks, y’all did this for lil’ ol’ him? Sounds like someone needs to work on his false modesty. Let’s just hope there were no cameras in the crowd, or things might’ve gotten ugly.