Cream Cheese Causes Coach To Cancel Twittering

• Who would have though cream cheese on bagels would be the downfall of George Mason coach Jim Larranaga’s Twittering career?

Jim Larranaga George Mason cream cheese bagel

(”Go away! You’ve caused me enough trouble!”)

• Broncos fans boo Jay Culter on his return to Denver. And the way Kyle Orton has been playing, expect a lot more booing from Mile High this year.

• But there’s plenty of cheering at NBC, where Sunday’s Broncos-Bears matchup netted the highest ratings for a preseason game in five years.

• Holy subterranean living! Indiana Pacers forward Danny Granger is building himself a batcave down in New Mexico.

• A Louisville-area high school football coach is facing homicide charges after one of his players collapsed & died during practice.

• Boston Celtics broadcaster Tommy Heinsohn can paint a pretty picture with his words - and he can do it with actual paint, too.

• Sports journalists are losing their objectivity but gaining a nice paycheck by taking jobs with university athletic departments.

• Raging mountain wildfires could put a damper on Dodgers home games.

• The NFL & IHOP - bringing blocking drills & blocked arteries together.

Bill Belichick sheds a tear? Maybe the Pats coach is human, after all.