A quick rule of thumb for those of us in the early stages of relationships: if you’ve been told by police not to contact that person anymore, things have gone horribly wrong and you are not in that relationship anymore. It seems blatantly obvious to you or us, but if everybody knew that we wouldn’t have situations like this.
That’s the mugshot of Brittney Mears, a 22-year-old resident of Iowa City. She went to last week’s Iowa Hawkeyes game at Kinnick Stadium, where Iowa faced lowly Arkansas State. As most fans with a mean streak do, she picked out a player to harass for the duration of the game, and sure enough, she got in his head and distracted him. Tiny problem: she did it to a Hawkeye, and she’d already been told to leave him alone. That’s a paddlin’.
From the IOWA CITY PRESS-CITIZEN:
It was the third time the woman has been warned about harassing Hawkeye defensive end Adrian Clayborn.
According to an Iowa City Police criminal complaint, Brittney Jane Mears, 22, of 2748 Heinz Rd., No. 10, was seated in the first row of Kinnick Stadium behind the players’ bench. Police said Mears, a UI student from New London, called out Clayborn’s name throughout the first three quarters of the game.
According to a previous third-degree harassment charge, the alleged contact with Clayborn began on June 28 when Mears was given a warning against making contact with him. After that Mears continued to drive past Clayborn’s workplace while staring at him, police said. According to a criminal complaint for a July 27 alleged offense, Mears sent Clayborn a lewd text message.
Okay, first things first: her name actually is Brittney Mears, which seems like the laziest hotel pseudonym Britney Spears could think of. But going to a football game and harassing the home team? YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG, Hawkeye fanlady.
We do want to know what the text message in question said; if it’s lewd but not threatening (trust us, they’d have told us if it were a threat), then we’re obligated to speculate that it was of the “proposition” sort. How ribald!
We’re sure there’s more to this story; people don’t arrive at this point in their interpersonal communication without some serious sh*t going down somewhere. Was it a one-night-stand gone wrong? A failed attempt to even get there? More details, Press-Citizen! ¡Mas!
1:19 pm on October 7th, 2009
Yea she’s crazy but you can tell she does care about the way she looks, she’s wearing make-up. Yea I’d hit, but only in Iowa because I don’t live there.
1:41 pm on October 7th, 2009
Nawww, chicks in hoodies scare me.
1:44 pm on October 7th, 2009
Oh yeah, chicks that get arrested and have no hint of ever crying during the arrest scare me even more, thats a look of revenge.
2:53 pm on October 7th, 2009
Looking at that face I get a weird flashback
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5OlolbLXvw
2:54 pm on October 7th, 2009
How about you get ur story straight. Adrian Clayborne owes this girl money and has screwed her over time and time again. He thinks he’s on top of the world because he’s ONE Iowa football player who has the cops on his side.
Also lets mention that this same player, Adrian Clayborne, has been accused and to the best of my knowledge, convicted of assault of a cabby in Iowa City this summer. He sounds like a winner. 6′4″ 315 lbs. defensive linemen vs. 5′9″ 155 lbs. cabby. Fair fight?
What a loser he is.
3:04 pm on October 7th, 2009
A couple things: Clayborn’s 282 pounds, not 315. Second, Clayborn has NOT been convicted of anything, nor has the case even gone to trial. If what you’re saying is true, you shouldn’t need to fabricate details to help bolster your point.
3:10 pm on October 7th, 2009
Isn’t love grand?
4:45 pm on October 7th, 2009
in the summer…clayborn was at LEAST 315. my bad on the conviction…as i said, to the best of my knowledge i thought he had been convicted. When the case goes to trial, he will more than likely be convicted. there were witnesses.
2:19 pm on October 8th, 2009
She has been bothering him for over 3 years now. It is Adrian’s fault because he made her his booty call and constantly used her for whatever he wanted. She is a jersey chaser to the end; the small town girl needs a lot of attention. A few years ago she went through almost the entire wrestling roster and did something with almost all of them and then she moved on to football the team when the wrestlers ran out.
Adrian had a right to get her kicked out! No one, unless you know her can understand how determined she gets on her cell phone. She goes through phones from texting like toilet paper!! This is truly funny how this has all come about, because it’s gone on for quite a while! Just a jersey chasing sl-t! Her Mom and Dad have to real proud
7:00 pm on October 8th, 2009
I actually know Britt and she is a awesome individual. To the best of my knowledge, He owes her money and refuses to pay because he is an iowa football player.
9:55 pm on October 8th, 2009
well she simply sounds crazy, i know a few people who know her who do say that she is a jersey chaser and that for a FACT that he slept with her just as a hookup but she was crazy and wanted more and when he shot her down she started following and harrassing him and after she got in trouble the first time she told her friends that he owed her money so she didnt look like the crazy fan she is!!! hello stalker brittney.
11:11 pm on October 8th, 2009
hey crazy! Thanks for stealing my comment from the daily iowan!! and yes I know brittney very well too. and this story explains her perfectly! if she wasnt stupid enough to give him money than she wouldnt be in this situation! she has been stolen from and taken advantage of many times it didnt have to turn into a harrassment situation! I have personally heard adrian say about a year ago that she is crazy and he was kind of scared of what she would do!! so spanky you may be right but how many people would you have to staulk that owe you money!!
1:00 am on October 9th, 2009
Well…I kinda feel bad for her, but KARMA is a bitch. It really does pay to be nice to people. Everybody she has been mean to is getting the laugh right now. I hope she knows how she made them feel, cause it doesnt feel too good does it Brittney….? Its kinda hilarious about the whole misery thing! You made your bed now lay in it!
11:31 am on October 10th, 2009
As it turns out she has slept with most of the entire Iowa wrestling team and is now working on the U of I football team.
What a slut.
8:22 pm on October 14th, 2009
FINALLY, THIS BITCH HAS GOTTEN WHAT WAS COMING TO HER!!!!. I went to high school with her and was harassed daily by her….yes, i am a female, but that does not stop her. She slept with anyone and anything she could get a hold of then, and sounds like she’s doing the same thing now. She was always crazy and thought that her shit never stunk….got news for her now, it does and so does she!
11:22 pm on October 22nd, 2009
She will never change no matter how many times she gets “punished” she was the same in high school. It is about time that she got what she deserved. You got a wiener she will fuck you. Not to mention her ass is fatter than a cow.