A$$ IMPLANTS, LIPO COSTS GO THRU (RETRACTABLE) ROOF: The Temple of Jerry Jones is now going up in Dallas, and the DALLAS MORNING NEWS reports that Mr. Jones has set the price for fans to have the right to buy tickets in his personal shrine to plastic surgery: $150,000.

Keep in mind, that is a personal seat license and doesn’t includes tickets, which will go for $340 apiece. The previous high for a PSL in the NFL? $5,000.

We know Jer needs to go back in for ass implants and some light lipo, but that price seems a little steep.