â€¢ Now that the NFL season is at it’s midpoint, GHOSTS OF WAYNE FONTES warns about fantasy leagues turning into nightmares, due to lazy last-place members.â€¢ 100% INJURY RATE plays the name game, as many Chinese children have been christened “Olympics“.
â€¢ LARRY BROWN SPORTS snorts a sad farewell to racketeer Martina Hingis:
â€¢ Speaking of big issues, BIG TEN TAILGATE reviews which corpulent college coaches were livin’ large on Saturday:
â€¢ VEGAS WATCH is ashamed of the New England Patriots. This is the first week Tom Brady & pals didn’t cover the spread.â€¢ THE 700 LEVEL gets an earful from Terrell Owens, who says the Philly Eagles were better off with him.
â€¢ With the college basketball season underway, STORMING THE FLOOR is loudly asking, “Where’s Dick Vitale?”
â€¢ FOOTBALL JESUS LAS VEGAS couldn’t duck all the ESPN Gameday signs at Autzen Stadium over the weekend.â€¢ DEUCE OF DAVENPORT calls the movers, as ex-Redskins player Dexter Manley offers to pay your rent.