• Ryleigh Hart is a bit young to be taking a beer bath from the Brewers.

• The Atlanta community theater is proud to present “Oklahoma!”, starring Falcons draft picks Matt Ryan & Sam Baker.

• A male synchronized swimmer is angry that he won’t get to join the ladies at the Olympics.

• Meanwhile, another Olympic swimmer isn’t going to let testicular cancer stop him from going to Beijing.

• About time we had another minor league managerial meltdown.

• The third time’s not the charm for Brad Miller’s latest problems with pot.

• A former NHL player is on thin ice after being charged with extortion.

• Kobe Bryant’s dad is trying his luck with a new ABA club in Phoenix.

• Some Slamball bastard beat up his Boston sportscaster girlfriend.

• No coverage of A-Rod & Madonna’s alleged affair would be complete without some observations from Jose Canseco.