â€¢ Charles Barkley gets bagged in Scottsdale for a DUI? That’s turrible.
â€¢ Speaking of Arizona, Cardinals receiver Larry Fitzgerald is accused of raising his hand in anger against his ex-Raiderette baby mama.
â€¢ It’s just Ducky that Oregon teams are Blazing a trail of victories to close out 2008.
â€¢ Tonight in Vegas, Robbie Maddison plans to get higher than ever before.
â€¢ Contrary to what he told Regis & Kelly, Michael Phelps apparently isn’t done Pal-ing around with cocktail waitress Caroline.
â€¢ Baltimore Ravens defensive lineman Trevor Pryce fakes out writer’s block & sells a screenplay.
â€¢ Chad Javon Ocho Cinco, meet Chris World of Warcraft Kluwe.
â€¢ And the winner of today’s whale of a trophy caption contest is…
Steve Harvey Delay, for this risque response: Now that he shaved his mustache off, Mike Bellotti is offering the ladies a different kind of ride.
Thanks for playing. Have a safe New Year’s Eve - don’t do what Chuck did.