UPDATE: Since my post the NBA has taken down the photos of former Atlanta Hawks cheerleader Briana, who turned to a career in porn. Thank goodness for the Google cache!
United Business Media has the delightful story of a former Atlanta Hawks cheerleader named Briana who is now an enthusiastic porn participant code-named “Brandy Blair“:
(Porno site photo? Nope. Try NBA.com)
Briana, who can still be seen on active pages of the Atlanta Hawks’ NBA.com official site, had her contract with the team “ended” four months ago. So she did what any self-respecting former NBA cheerleader would do: turn tricks on video for money.
(Former NBA cheerleader Briana: “A very liberating experience”)
Actual copy from her first porn appearance on a website I can’t link (or spell out) on SbB:
Brandy has just moved to California to pursue her goal of becoming an NBA Cheerleader. She showed up at my massage studio in her cheer practive outfit - white booty short and knee high socks!
Hey wait, I thought her NBA cheerleading career had just “ended”?
The pr newswire release is almost too good to be true, with wonderful passages like these:
Recently Blair’s profession has been leaked to her old fans and family. On November 18th she was identified as a star in the adult entertainment world by a local radio station in Georgia. With the news leaked she was happy to find that many of her family and friends were supportive and their response was very positive.
“Many” of her family and friends = More than one.
(Might wanna change “Most people don’t know this about me”)
Now the question is, how did “Briana” really turn into “Brandy”?
Blair’s dream of moving to Los Angeles was finally brought to life when her contract with the Hawks ended four months ago. Soon after arriving on the west coast, she was at a test shoot for Playboy Magazine when she met her current agent in the adult entertainment industry.
“I’ve always been pretty open minded,” said Blair, “even though I had always been reserved sexually, I thought I’d give it a try.”
Blair continued, “I had never even posed nude before, and all of the sudden I saw this whole other side of myself that I had never seen. It has been a very liberating experience.”
“Liberating”?
Now that she has made her first few scenes for the top websites in “The Biz” a new fan base has developed. Blair is more than excited to see where this new career takes her.
“Career”?
Look, I know that the internet has de-sensitized the population to the glorified prostitution of the porno business, but sometimes this kind of Opposite Day copy even makes me chuckle.
And to her credit, she may well already have a larger “fan base” than the Hawks.
4:10 pm on November 23rd, 2009
well not every cheerleader can turn out like Paula Abdul, Miki Basil and George Bush.
4:19 pm on November 23rd, 2009
Yeah, yeah—but what we really want is the return of the SbB girls!!!
4:20 pm on November 23rd, 2009
Yay GIS. Nice fake boobs.
4:23 pm on November 23rd, 2009
Geez, Brooks, put your Bible down already.
4:27 pm on November 23rd, 2009
I’d hit it.
5:08 pm on November 23rd, 2009
That chick has a look that was born for porn. A perfect marriage.
6:43 pm on November 23rd, 2009
She’s hot, blonde, big boobs and looks kinda dumb..
That’s pretty much the formula for a porn star or a girl I have a 50-50 chance with after a few drinks..LOL
But yeah, Brooks, bring the girls back.
7:18 pm on November 23rd, 2009
This girl made the correct career choice. Probably dumb as heck, but she is probably good at a couple things, lol.
7:22 pm on November 23rd, 2009
At least her boob scars are barely visible. Still nasty looking.
9:02 pm on November 23rd, 2009
She could’ve chosen any 3 words to describe herself and she went with “thoughtful”
11:57 pm on November 23rd, 2009
Maybe she means “thoughtful” like “You can go first, honey”…..
1:25 am on November 24th, 2009
i’d hit it raw. only sailors use condoms
7:50 am on November 24th, 2009
Scott….good call, she has the look for porn, plus with the large tattoo on the right-side of the hip/groin area, she’s in like flynn.
8:17 am on November 24th, 2009
I’ve beat the meat to her amazing videos many times before
9:49 pm on November 24th, 2009
So is her hip tattoo shopped out in most of the photos, or am I missing something?
1:47 am on November 25th, 2009
Mmmm…she’s got AtM written all over er’…
3:47 pm on November 29th, 2009
Send me a site where one can buy her movies…
hot doug
1:05 pm on December 1st, 2009
just search rarbg . com for “Brandy blair” to see more of new “work”.
8:39 am on December 13th, 2009
We remember Briana when she was one of our favorite waitresses at Hooters Kennesaw. Met her parents there once. She was also featured on a tv show about Hawks cheerleader tryouts- she was the one getting in trouble I recall.
Actually she’s pretty smart but she’s gone down a one-way street in her life now. Hope the money is worth it.
9:20 pm on January 4th, 2010
Just what America needed: another woman prostituting herself for money.
2:31 pm on January 9th, 2010
Great!
Every beautiful woman should do porn!
2:03 am on February 1st, 2010
Nice looking girl with big melons!
www.manningbrothers.net
6:09 pm on February 7th, 2010
Better living thru silcone…….WHEEEEEEEEEEE
8:27 pm on May 7th, 2010
sexy
3:41 pm on July 26th, 2010
The NBA has my favorite cheerleaders/dancers. Luckily, auditions are in progress and new photos are UP!
http://nyknickscitydancers.com/photos.aspx?galleryId=97
8:11 am on August 8th, 2010
I dont have a problem with with what she is doing and would do her in a new york second!!