Confirmed: Former NBA Cheerleader Doing Porn

UPDATE: Since my post the NBA has taken down the photos of former Atlanta Hawks cheerleader Briana, who turned to a career in porn. Thank goodness for the Google cache!

United Business Media has the delightful story of a former Atlanta Hawks cheerleader named Briana who is now an enthusiastic porn participant code-named “Brandy Blair“:

Brandy Blair NBA Cheerleader Turned Porn Actor

(Porno site photo? Nope. Try NBA.com)

Briana, who can still be seen on active pages of the Atlanta Hawks’ NBA.com official site, had her contract with the team “ended” four months ago. So she did what any self-respecting former NBA cheerleader would do: turn tricks on video for money.

Brandy Blair NBA Cheerleader Turned Porn Actor

(Former NBA cheerleader Briana: “A very liberating experience”)

Actual copy from her first porn appearance on a website I can’t link (or spell out) on SbB:

Brandy has just moved to California to pursue her goal of becoming an NBA Cheerleader. She showed up at my massage studio in her cheer practive outfit - white booty short and knee high socks!

Hey wait, I thought her NBA cheerleading career had just “ended”?

NBA Cheerleader Doing Porn As Brandy Blair

The pr newswire release is almost too good to be true, with wonderful passages like these:

Recently Blair’s profession has been leaked to her old fans and family. On November 18th she was identified as a star in the adult entertainment world by a local radio station in Georgia. With the news leaked she was happy to find that many of her family and friends were supportive and their response was very positive.

“Many” of her family and friends = More than one.

NBA Cheerleader Doing Porn As Brandy Blair

(Might wanna change “Most people don’t know this about me”)

Now the question is, how did “Briana” really turn into “Brandy”?

Blair’s dream of moving to Los Angeles was finally brought to life when her contract with the Hawks ended four months ago. Soon after arriving on the west coast, she was at a test shoot for Playboy Magazine when she met her current agent in the adult entertainment industry.

“I’ve always been pretty open minded,” said Blair, “even though I had always been reserved sexually, I thought I’d give it a try.”

Blair continued, “I had never even posed nude before, and all of the sudden I saw this whole other side of myself that I had never seen. It has been a very liberating experience.”

“Liberating”?

Now that she has made her first few scenes for the top websites in “The Biz” a new fan base has developed. Blair is more than excited to see where this new career takes her.

“Career”?

Look, I know that the internet has de-sensitized the population to the glorified prostitution of the porno business, but sometimes this kind of Opposite Day copy even makes me chuckle.

And to her credit, she may well already have a larger “fan base” than the Hawks.

Brandy Blair

Brandy Blair

Brandy Blair

Brandy Blair