• YOU BEEN BLINDED hears heavenly sounds, as Colts punter Hunter Smith uses MySpace to spread the acoustic rock word of God:

• AZ SPORTS HUB finds Amare Stoudamire asking the public on his official website what the Suns should do about teammate Shawn Marion:

• BUS LEAGUE BASEBALL tells how the Colorado Rockies are helping the family of a minor league coach tragically killed by a line drive earlier this season.

• DEADSPIN gives us the naked truth that the Cubs’ Ryan Dempster has a request for the lovely lady in the bleachers:

• Even though Roy Williams has promised to loosen the money belt a bit, THE ANGRY T delivers news that Pizza Hut would like to hire the Lions WR for a day.

• MONDESI’S HOUSE is ready to give you the keys to The Bus’s mode of transportation:

• THE BIG LEAD would rather watch Beano Cook ramble on and on and on than put up with Matthew Berry.

• TRAPPER JENN MD has diagnosed an irritation of the antics of Chris Berman.