Coach: ‘Please Don’t Report My Homophobic Slur’

Putting a college football coach in front of a microphone is usually like handing a bear a calculator and asking him to do your taxes. Nothing good can come of that. Hawaii head coach Greg McMackin proved that once again this morning at the WAC football media preview in Salt Lake City, when he let loose with a homophobic slur in reference to Notre Dame. Oops.

Charlie Weiss, Greg McMackin

(That’s McMackin on the right. I think)

McMackin’s perfect s***storm began when he told a small group of reporters how Notre Dame coach Charlie Weis had the Fighting Irish do “this little faggot dance” at a banquet the night before last year’s Hawaii Bowl. But the fun didn’t stop there.

McMackin then asked the reporters not to report what he had said. And because reporters will always abandon a juicy story when a coach asks them to, that was the end of that (laugh track). No, really, the quote was bouncing virally about the web within minutes.

So then McMackin took to the stage again to formally apologize to everyone (some days it just never pays to get out of bed. Especially when you find yourself in Utah).

The original quote:

McMackin said Notre Dame coach Charlie Weis got up at the banquet and told the crowd, “We do something special at Notre Dame.”

“And they get up and they do this little cheer, like this,” McMackin said Thursday, doing a rhythmic clap. “You know, this little faggot dance.”

The attempted coverup:

“I want to officially, officially apologize,” McMackin said. “Please don’t write that statement I said as far as Notre Dame. The reason is, I don’t care about Notre Dame. But I’m not a — I don’t want to come out and have every homosexual ticked off at me. You know what I mean. Because I don’t have any problem with homosexuals. But I apologize for saying that and I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t run that word. If you said dance, that’s OK. But don’t use the bad term that I chose, please. Thank you.”

And, The Prestige:

“I would sincerely like to apologize for the inappropriate verbage, words that I used,” he said. “… I’m really ticked off at myself for saying that. I don’t have any prejudices and it really makes me mad that I even said that and I’m disappointed in myself. … What I was trying to do was be funny and it’s not funny and even more it isn’t funny to me. I was trying to make a joke and it was a bad choice of words and I really — I really, really — feel bad about it and I wanted to apologize. I’m going to apologize to my team. I’m going to apologize to the people in Hawaii.”

Of course it’s easy to feel superior about your dancing skills when your team can do this:

But this went too far; especially the ham-handed attempt at a coverup.

“Just please … cover for me,” McMackin said Thursday. “Go ahead, say ‘faggot dance.’ No. Please cover for me on that, too — right Karl? I’ll deny it. Anything else?”

Yeah coach. Here’s the audio.