SbB Clever Caption Contest: Leach Needs A Hug

Hey SbBers! Hope you had an enjoyable pre-Thanksgiving weekend. And how about that Grey Cup, eh? Of course, your average Canadian may have missed the action, but we in the States got to follow along, thanks to the broadcasting behemoth known as Versus! Oh, wait - you don’t have Versus in your area? That’s a shock.

Speaking of weekend turkeys, Texas Tech had the stuffing knocked out of them by Oklahoma 65-21. Which brings us to today’s SbB Clever Caption Contest - starring Bob Stoops and Mike Leach!

Bob Stoops Mike Leach

So, what’s up wtih the Sooners coach rubbing his vanquished Red Raiders foe?  Toss along your thoughts into the comments section. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap, and still be mathematically eligible in the BCS standings. (With the way this silly system works, don’t be surprised.)

Good luck, and good writing! (And take solace in the fact you’ll have an easier time than Graham Harrell & the Tech ‘D’ did Saturday night.)

20 comments

  1. GravatarOrioled
    1:14 pm on November 24th, 2008

    "Ladies and gentlemen, may I present my new personal biatch, Mike Leach!"

  2. GravatarCleveland Brown
    1:15 pm on November 24th, 2008

    *pat pat pat pat pat*
    "BURRRRRRRRRRRRP!"

  3. GravatarMatt Sussman
    1:19 pm on November 24th, 2008

    That's Frank Costanza's move!

  4. GravatarFrank
    1:22 pm on November 24th, 2008

    As you can see, my friend Mike here is suffering from a bad case of heartburn after our Sooners burned his Texas Tech team good.

  5. GravatarBen MR
    1:23 pm on November 24th, 2008

    "Just as I thought… A THIRD NIPPLE!"

  6. GravatarWeakness Stakes
    1:33 pm on November 24th, 2008

    Its right about here where the extreme disappointment set in.

  7. GravatarHook Em Horndog
    1:33 pm on November 24th, 2008

    Bob Stoops applies the Heimlich to Mike Leach as Texas Tech chokes yet again.

  8. Gravatarbremen68
    1:39 pm on November 24th, 2008

    Kali Ma Shakti de

  9. GravatarBooga Lou
    1:47 pm on November 24th, 2008

    Stoops feels Leach's pain, breasts.

  10. GravatarKeeter
    1:50 pm on November 24th, 2008

    Now i will make the incision right about here to rip out what's left of Texas Tech's heart…..

  11. GravatarVince Youngs Psychiatrist
    2:51 pm on November 24th, 2008

    Anybody remember "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom"? Watch what I'm about to do.

  12. GravatarEl Jefe de Jefes
    3:07 pm on November 24th, 2008

    Slower , slower, right there. Yeah right there.

  13. GravatarCard4Life
    3:18 pm on November 24th, 2008

    Vince Gill not pictured. 

  14. GravatarChicago Bullwinkle
    4:02 pm on November 24th, 2008

    Stand back everyone, his heart's about to explode!

  15. Gravatarbremen68
    4:03 pm on November 24th, 2008

    Vince Youngs Psych… see my line…  (-:

  16. GravatarMinnyCooper
    5:13 pm on November 24th, 2008

    If you fellers will excuse, my boy Mike here's gonna treat me to a victorious BBQ dinner.

  17. GravatarJG
    5:36 pm on November 24th, 2008

    BS: can you do me one big favor Leach before you go?ML: Sure… what is it stoops?BS: Just take one final look at that scoreboard for me…ahhhh…humiliating aint it?

  18. GravatarPowercat
    5:53 pm on November 24th, 2008

    This is the sternum.  This is the small bone broken by a helmet when hitten too hard.  This is the bone that running backs break in defensive linemen and linebackers.

    Alright class… any questions?

  19. GravatarPowercat
    6:21 pm on November 24th, 2008

    Wow, is "hitten" a word?  It sounded right at the time…

  20. GravatarWes Welker Wuvs You
    9:30 pm on November 24th, 2008

    This man needs some Tums Tum-Tum-Tum TUMMMMMS!