Clever Caption Contest: Spike Screaming In Terror

Hey, readers! Time for another enthralling SbB Clever Caption Contest!

Today we catch Trevor Ariza of the Los Angeles Lakers introducing himself to the Madison Square Garden crowd - as Spike Lee runs for his life:

Spike Lee Trevor Ariza MSG

But there’s got to be more to this snapshot than that, doesn’t it? So submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be shouted about loudly in the end-of-the-day recap.

Good luck and good writing! Try to make Spike Lee scream with glee!

23 comments

  1. GravatarBrooks
    1:33 pm on February 3rd, 2009

    Fan stepped on: "Spike Lee never, ever gets old. Ever."

  2. GravatarAgent Zero Tolerance
    1:46 pm on February 3rd, 2009

    I FORGOT MY MILK DUDS!

  3. GravatarHurricane Ike Turner
    1:49 pm on February 3rd, 2009

    The seated guy in the glasses seems to enjoy his view of Trevor's impromptu visit.

  4. Gravatarjay
    1:56 pm on February 3rd, 2009

    The colon cleanser is starting to kick in……….must…..go….noooooooooow!

  5. GravatarRock Strongo
    1:58 pm on February 3rd, 2009

    Spike Lee works on his Gene Simmons impression for his upcoming "Black KISS" film.

  6. GravatarSour Orange
    2:00 pm on February 3rd, 2009

    As the Knicks' on-court woes continue, a desperate coach Mike D'Antoni calls in Spike Lee off the bench to play center.

  7. GravatarEager Beaver
    2:02 pm on February 3rd, 2009

    Spike's stomach can't take any more watching the Knicks, so it's off to the nearest restroom.

  8. GravatarPlaxico Rent-A-Car
    2:29 pm on February 3rd, 2009

    Spike Lee is forced to run laps after mouthing off to the Knicks bench once too often.

  9. GravatarPeter
    3:33 pm on February 3rd, 2009

    Somebody tell Spike Lee 1994 was 15 years ago. 

  10. GravatarSteve
    3:47 pm on February 3rd, 2009

    Spike bales out just in the "Knick" of time before getting Laker cooties.

  11. GravatarCanesFan77
    3:48 pm on February 3rd, 2009

    "Save me, Patrick Ewing!"

  12. GravatarBruin Up Trouble
    3:55 pm on February 3rd, 2009

    "Kobe just gave me a wink & threw me a kiss. I'm outta here!"

  13. Gravataralan
    4:38 pm on February 3rd, 2009

    IM RICH BITCH!!!!!

  14. GravatarX-Factor
    4:52 pm on February 3rd, 2009

    "I'M A BITCH, RICH!"

  15. GravatarJoJo
    6:26 pm on February 3rd, 2009

    *POOT*

  16. GravatarWarren Maple Sapp
    8:23 pm on February 3rd, 2009

    "I'm gonna Do The Right Thing and get the hell out of here!"

  17. GravatarAlecSimpson Tampa
    11:43 pm on February 3rd, 2009

    Do you know?Do you know ?Do you know?…..Air Ariza… Air Ariza… Air Ariza.

  18. GravatarJamie
    12:33 am on February 4th, 2009

    I left my wallet in el sugundo.  I gotta get it.  I got got to get it.

  19. GravatarantiBrooks
    5:00 am on February 4th, 2009

    Yikes, I saw his wee-wee

  20. GravatarDan M.
    8:49 am on February 4th, 2009

    Ariza thinks that I am his Daddy!!! hahaha.

  21. GravatarJeffrey Lebowski
    9:45 am on February 4th, 2009

    I know these clothes are too big for me but they were half off and were the only sizes left.

  22. GravatarWalter Sobckek
    9:47 am on February 4th, 2009

    Dig these pants?  I can fit an AK-47 down each pant leg.

  23. Gravatarjackalope
    10:15 am on February 4th, 2009

    "Fast as fast can be, you'll never catch me!"