Clever Caption Contest: Silver Dancers Spurred On

Hey readers! It’s time for another alluring SbB Clever Caption Contest!

Today we celebrate Hump Day by featuring a collection of courtside cuties that are San Antonio’s answer to the Laker Girls - the Silver Dancers:

San Antonio Spurs Silver Dancers

What can be said about such beauty, such grace, such choice of wardrobe? Submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap, with a chance to hit the studio & sing backup vocals on Sweet 88’s next album.

Good luck and good writing. But please keep it rated PG or lower.

27 comments

  1. GravatarZach
    1:06 pm on February 25th, 2009

    It's a halftime salute to "Hee-Haw".

  2. GravatarNick N.
    1:08 pm on February 25th, 2009

    "Don't break my heart, my achy-breaky heart…"

  3. GravatarAgent Zero Tolerance
    1:11 pm on February 25th, 2009

    "We made these outfits ourselves!"

  4. GravatarDunder Mifflin Security Guard
    1:34 pm on February 25th, 2009

    The blonde on the right is smiling at me. I think she likes me!

  5. GravatarAugust
    1:35 pm on February 25th, 2009

    Where you can see Jessica Simpson as she continues to sing country music…

  6. Gravatarbrady bunch
    1:45 pm on February 25th, 2009

    Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!!

  7. GravatarMostElectrifyingFan
    1:55 pm on February 25th, 2009

    Gorgeous Ladies Of Wrestling presents "Farmer's Daughter - The Musical!"

  8. GravatarHurricane Ike Turner
    2:31 pm on February 25th, 2009

    I bet they wouldn't turn down the chance at a SI swimsuit photoshoot.

  9. GravatarLake Show
    3:20 pm on February 25th, 2009

    Sorry, but these dancers and the Laker Girls are hardly in the same category.

  10. GravatarShawn H.
    3:23 pm on February 25th, 2009

    You play in a redneck city if… Someone in the crowd yells "HOEDOWN!!!" and your dance team hits the floor…

  11. GravatarWes Welker Wuvs You
    3:25 pm on February 25th, 2009

    Dad-gum, it's a hooter-nanny!

  12. GravatarJimmy
    3:50 pm on February 25th, 2009

    Lunch!

  13. GravatarUncle Kracka
    3:52 pm on February 25th, 2009

    The Pussycat Dolls - Texas style!

  14. Gravatarbrady bunch
    4:08 pm on February 25th, 2009

    These pretzels are making me thristy

  15. GravatarJim S.
    4:20 pm on February 25th, 2009

    Brad Pitt is holding open auditions to replace Angelina, one for each night of the week.

  16. GravatarCane in Delaware
    4:48 pm on February 25th, 2009

    Movies! Dancing at NBA games! Rosie Perez, the hardest working woman in showbiz!!!

  17. GravatarCane in Delaware
    4:49 pm on February 25th, 2009

    The newest reality series - Real Housewives of South Texas!

  18. GravatarThe Real BPR
    4:51 pm on February 25th, 2009

    Not everything is bigger in Texas, especially the costume budget…

  19. GravatarFuller Bull
    5:08 pm on February 25th, 2009

    Couldn't have Marko married one of these girls instead of Adriana?

  20. GravatarJAGLAND
    5:09 pm on February 25th, 2009

    4 NBA Championships - Eva Longoria - Silver Dancers - Life is good

  21. GravatarEager Beaver
    5:24 pm on February 25th, 2009

    The competitions on "Rock of Love" are getting strange.

  22. GravatarSbBGirl Whitney's #1 Fan
    5:53 pm on February 25th, 2009

    [threadjack]

    Not a single redhead? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

    [/threadjack]

  23. GravatarMDog609
    7:32 pm on February 25th, 2009

    Boots?  These outfits were designed with pole-dancer clear heals!!!!

  24. GravatarAlberto
    7:38 pm on February 25th, 2009

    "Okay girls, let's try it again… Y……… M…….. C… A……………."

  25. GravatarCharles U. Farley
    7:54 pm on February 25th, 2009

    Dopey
    Sleepy
    Bendy
    Falsie
    Grumpy
    Easy
    and Doc..

  26. GravatarQuack Attack
    9:15 pm on February 25th, 2009

    "Oh, I'm so embarrassed! She wore the same thing I did!"

  27. GravatarStealthSpeed3
    10:33 pm on February 25th, 2009

    Silver Dancers? What about the Spur-mettes?