Hey, sports fans! It’s time for another head-scratching, thought-provoking SbB Clever Caption Contest! Today’s offering is quite a little doozy, as we see two famous former teammates about to be caught in a warm embrace:
OK, folks - so what’s really going on here between Shaq & Kobe? Tell us by submitting your suggestions in the comments section. The winning quip will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap. And since it’s Friday, not only will the winner be declared in boldface, but also in ALL CAPS! Isn’t that exciting?
Good luck to everyone, and make the Big Cactus & Mr. Bryant proud!
1:04 pm on November 21st, 2008
"MMMMMUAHHHHHH!"
1:10 pm on November 21st, 2008
"Really, Kobe - tell me how my ass tastes."
1:11 pm on November 21st, 2008
"So, you think we'll really get to see that USC cheerleader's hoochie?"
"I already voted yes!"
1:16 pm on November 21st, 2008
yo big man how u feel about a piece of gum ur breath smells like straight a** thats what reigning MVP taste like.
1:18 pm on November 21st, 2008
How's your ass taste? Like your breath smells, Holmes.
1:24 pm on November 21st, 2008
"Does Phil ever ask about me?"
1:25 pm on November 21st, 2008
"That shade of white really makes your ass look Shaq-tastic"
1:30 pm on November 21st, 2008
"Watch where you put those hands, Shaq!"
"You're one to talk, Kobe! Remember that little trip to Colorado you took?"
1:36 pm on November 21st, 2008
Shaq to Kobee
"Rape me, bitch"
1:43 pm on November 21st, 2008
"Can you feel my love on your hip?"
2:02 pm on November 21st, 2008
Kobi- How my a** taste?
2:10 pm on November 21st, 2008
"I told you my laywer could save your marriage… He did wonders for mine after I got caught with that skank in Colorado."
2:16 pm on November 21st, 2008
"Check out the skank Nicholson brought this time."
2:18 pm on November 21st, 2008
"Nope, Shaq, we haven't missed you at all."
2:21 pm on November 21st, 2008
The only other meeting in L.A. that could possibly be more awkward than this would be Angelina and Jennifer.
2:32 pm on November 21st, 2008
I told you the refs will let us win this playoff game.
2:33 pm on November 21st, 2008
Dude! Take a Mentos or something!
2:53 pm on November 21st, 2008
Hi! Billy Mays here.
I used Mighty Mendit on these two and now they are chemically inseparable.
4:48 pm on November 21st, 2008
"Give some love to Superman"
"I think I'll break one off in Superman's ass"
5:28 pm on November 21st, 2008
where are all the white woman at?
5:35 pm on November 21st, 2008
"Mind if we dance wif' yo' dates?"
5:58 pm on November 21st, 2008
Eskimo kiss!
7:49 pm on November 21st, 2008
Kobe- "Yo dogg, what is that."
Shaq- "What?"
Kobe- "Dude your cologne"
Shaq- "Aw yeah, you like that shiznit? I just got it."
Kobe- "Hell yeah, let me smell dat baby"
Shaq- "Here I sprayed it heavy on the shoulder dogg."
8:53 pm on November 21st, 2008
Billy Mays reference? Someone give that man a bowl of soup.
9:40 pm on November 21st, 2008
Shaq to Kobe: "Keep your hands off me bro'. I ain't underage and this ain't Colorado!