SbB Caption Contest: Sacramone. Sauna. Superb!

Hey SbBers! Hope your weekend went well. If those of you in the Midwest could ship some of your snow SoCal’s way, we’d appreciate it. You know, with the wildfires & such. We can’t even tell the smoke from the smog.

Speaking of hot topics, today’s SbB Clever Caption Contest features a very tantalizing & toasty treat. We proudly present straight from the sauna, Alicia Sacramone:

Alicia Sacramone Megan Dowlen sauna

Alicia is laid out on the left, while Megan Dowlen is relaxing on the right.

So, get to the comments section and start captionating. But better keep it fairly clean - any extremely vulgar comments will be deleted.

Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap. And who knows - Alicia might be reading & become so impressed with your work that she’ll hunt you down and give you a big wet kiss on the lips. Or better yet, a punch in the jaw.

32 comments

  1. GravatarWeakness Stakes
    1:29 pm on November 17th, 2008

    Fap. Fap. Fap. Fap. Fap. Fap. Fap.

    Fap.

  2. GravatarAgent Zero Tolerance
    1:29 pm on November 17th, 2008

    I always though Alicia and her friends were a little ckeeky.

  3. GravatarNick N.
    1:30 pm on November 17th, 2008

    But… but…

  4. GravatarFrank
    1:34 pm on November 17th, 2008

    Nice to see you got their good sides.

  5. GravatarJohn E. Taylor
    1:35 pm on November 17th, 2008

    I just love the Red, White, and Blue (eyes).

  6. GravatarMan U-SA
    1:36 pm on November 17th, 2008

    Now *this* is a reality show I'd tune in every week for.

  7. GravatarDevil May Care But I Dont
    1:39 pm on November 17th, 2008

    Nothin' says lovin' like buns in the oven.

  8. GravatarJimmy
    1:42 pm on November 17th, 2008

    See, I told you Bella would follow us in here

  9. Gravatarbremen68
    1:42 pm on November 17th, 2008

    Sauna enchanted evening?

  10. GravatarCanesFan77
    1:44 pm on November 17th, 2008

    Sir Mix-A-Lot's divine inspiration.

  11. GravatarHook Em Horndog
    1:48 pm on November 17th, 2008

    What a great pair of…sauna benches.

  12. GravatarBermans 222 Dealer
    1:53 pm on November 17th, 2008

    This is a great photo - no ifs, ands or butts about it.

  13. GravatarKevin C
    2:17 pm on November 17th, 2008

    Don't worry, Alicia - we're watching your back…side.

  14. GravatarDirty Waterboy
    2:26 pm on November 17th, 2008

    That sauna must be pretty effective. I'm getting all sweaty just looking at that photo.

  15. GravatarViceroy
    2:41 pm on November 17th, 2008

    after her performances this past summer its good she's riding the pine

  16. GravatarTony in Golden
    3:10 pm on November 17th, 2008

    If your name isn't Michael Phelps, GET OUT!

  17. GravatarVernon
    3:17 pm on November 17th, 2008

    Do our butts make this sauna look big?

  18. GravatarTony in Golden
    3:25 pm on November 17th, 2008

    singing: "I kissed a girl, and I liked it!"

  19. GravatarBrooks
    3:28 pm on November 17th, 2008

    Good one Vernon. Haha.

  20. GravatarMinnyCooper
    3:30 pm on November 17th, 2008

    Sacramone in sauna? I'll get to the bottom(s) of this.

  21. GravatarJim
    3:56 pm on November 17th, 2008

    Two heads are better than one. The same holds true for the other end.

  22. GravatarSTEVE
    4:13 pm on November 17th, 2008

    Ummmm…. now thats good eatin'

  23. GravatarBooga Lou
    5:12 pm on November 17th, 2008

    How did you know it was my birthday? Just what I wanted!

  24. GravatarShawn H.
    6:30 pm on November 17th, 2008

    IOC announcement : Starting in 2010, candid photographs of Olympic female athletes will become a judging criteria for all events. Based on material released following the 2008 Olympic Games, the US Gymnastics team has already been awarded the Team All-Around gold medals for the 2012 and 2016 Olympic competitions.

  25. Gravatarbrenden
    7:03 pm on November 17th, 2008

    yum cooked hams!

  26. GravatarThe Real EA Sports
    7:28 pm on November 17th, 2008

    Mmmm…rump roasts!

  27. GravatarSuey
    9:32 pm on November 17th, 2008

    They figured it would be to be perpendicular than uneven parallel.

  28. GravatarDorothy Willis
    12:34 am on November 18th, 2008

    Hey! Let's get together and steam our buns.

  29. GravatarShooter
    2:23 am on November 18th, 2008

    They're real and they're spectacular!

  30. GravatarRay
    9:12 am on November 18th, 2008

    Doublemint twins … Holiday Panty Edition!!

  31. Gravatarbinky
    2:58 pm on November 18th, 2008

    "That Brooks guy is really cute. I hope he likes this picture."

  32. GravatarMike F
    12:56 pm on November 19th, 2008

    Two fish eyes