Clever Caption Contest: Pistons-Spurs Floor Show

Happy Hump Day, dear readers! To celebrate, let’s get a-humpin’ with yet another enthralling episode of the SbB Clever Caption Contest!

Today’s offering features the Pistons’ Rodney Stuckey (L) and the Spurs’ Matt Bonner (R) putting on a floor show for the folks down in San Antone:

Rodney Stuckey Pistons Matt Bonner Spurs

What could possibly be going on between these two hardened hardwood combatants? You tell us! Bounce along your ideas into the comments section linked below. Winner to be announced in the end-of-the-day recap.

Now, let’s get writing! May we suggest some Isiah Thomas popcorn to provide as adequate brain food? (Er, never mind.)


  1. GravatarJT
    1:07 pm on December 3rd, 2008

    "Dude, I told you that you could see up Eva Longorias skirt."

  2. GravatarSd
    1:14 pm on December 3rd, 2008

    Check out how ripped i look on the jumbotron.

  3. GravatarKeeter
    1:17 pm on December 3rd, 2008

    if the sun doesnt come back out how am I supposed to tan my back?

  4. GravatarIndiana Pacer Maker
    1:23 pm on December 3rd, 2008

    Are you there, God? It's me, Matt.

  5. GravatarAgent Zero Tolerance
    1:28 pm on December 3rd, 2008

    If I try my hardest, I know I can become the next Brian Scalabrine!

  6. GravatarCleveland Brown
    1:29 pm on December 3rd, 2008

    That was wonderful. Got a cigarette?

  7. GravatarStealthSpeed3
    1:37 pm on December 3rd, 2008

    Hit the Deck, i think i see Plaxico….

  8. GravatarAnonymous
    1:42 pm on December 3rd, 2008

    No officer we haven't been drinking

  9. GravatarShawn H.
    2:26 pm on December 3rd, 2008

    You're not going to call that are you?

  10. GravatarJimmy Rollins Band
    2:41 pm on December 3rd, 2008

    Wheelchair basketball just doesn't work without the wheelchairs.

  11. GravatarMike
    2:48 pm on December 3rd, 2008

    But I don't want to get out of bed

  12. GravatarVince Youngs Psychiatrist
    3:57 pm on December 3rd, 2008

    The fallout from Shaq's massive fart could be felt from hundreds of miles away.