Happy Hump Day, dear readers! To celebrate, let’s get a-humpin’ with yet another enthralling episode of the SbB Clever Caption Contest!
Today’s offering features the Pistons’ Rodney Stuckey (L) and the Spurs’ Matt Bonner (R) putting on a floor show for the folks down in San Antone:
What could possibly be going on between these two hardened hardwood combatants? You tell us! Bounce along your ideas into the comments section linked below. Winner to be announced in the end-of-the-day recap.
Now, let’s get writing! May we suggest some Isiah Thomas popcorn to provide as adequate brain food? (Er, never mind.)
1:07 pm on December 3rd, 2008
"Dude, I told you that you could see up Eva Longorias skirt."
1:12 pm on December 3rd, 2008
"I have a toy pony. He takes big sh*ts."
1:14 pm on December 3rd, 2008
Check out how ripped i look on the jumbotron.
1:17 pm on December 3rd, 2008
if the sun doesnt come back out how am I supposed to tan my back?
1:23 pm on December 3rd, 2008
Are you there, God? It's me, Matt.
1:28 pm on December 3rd, 2008
If I try my hardest, I know I can become the next Brian Scalabrine!
1:29 pm on December 3rd, 2008
That was wonderful. Got a cigarette?
1:37 pm on December 3rd, 2008
Hit the Deck, i think i see Plaxico….
1:42 pm on December 3rd, 2008
No officer we haven't been drinking
2:09 pm on December 3rd, 2008
Spalding, thank God buddy your back!
2:26 pm on December 3rd, 2008
You're not going to call that are you?
2:41 pm on December 3rd, 2008
Wheelchair basketball just doesn't work without the wheelchairs.
2:48 pm on December 3rd, 2008
But I don't want to get out of bed
3:57 pm on December 3rd, 2008
Is that Wilt? Is that Wilt Mother F**king Chamberlain?
3:57 pm on December 3rd, 2008
The fallout from Shaq's massive fart could be felt from hundreds of miles away.