Clever Caption Contest: Mine’s Bigger Than Yours

Hey, readers! Hope you’re enjoying this final day of 2008. And what better way to celebrate the end of the year than with another fantastical SbB Clever Caption Contest!

Today we grab a snapshot of Oregon coach Mike Bellotti, whose Ducks befowled Oklahoma State in the Pacific Life Holiday Bowl - thus giving Coach B the right to thrust up this trophy in triumph:

Mike Bellotti Holiday Bowl trophy

Seriously - how would you explain this image? Submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap, with a chance to win for dinner for two with Shamu at the Sea World Plankton Grill.

Good luck and good writing! Let’s end this year with a big splash!


  1. GravatarJoePa Life Alert Bracelet
    1:04 pm on December 31st, 2008

    Is that a Holiday Bowl trophy in your hands, or are you just glad to see me?

  2. GravatarEager Beaver
    1:07 pm on December 31st, 2008

    And the winner of the Biggest D!ck award is…Mike Bellotti!

  3. GravatarHook Em Horndog
    1:14 pm on December 31st, 2008

    Mike's wife is one lucky woman.

  4. GravatarRU Ready
    1:27 pm on December 31st, 2008

    In that photo Bellotti looks 60 years old.

  5. GravatarSteve Harvey Delay
    1:28 pm on December 31st, 2008

    Now that he shaved his mustache off, Mike Bellotti is offering the ladies a different kind of ride.

  6. GravatarDunder Mifflin Security Guard
    2:14 pm on December 31st, 2008

    To quote Wedge from Star Wars, "Look at the size of that thing!"

  7. GravatarMinnyCooper
    2:23 pm on December 31st, 2008

    That kind of trophy can really help you get the "O" face.

  8. Gravatarbrady bunch
    2:30 pm on December 31st, 2008

    nice whale

  9. GravatarNeil Everett Diamond
    2:41 pm on December 31st, 2008

    I find it hard to believe that Holiday Bowl organizers wouldn't realize even a little bit how phallic their trophy looks.

  10. Gravatarbrady bunch
    2:55 pm on December 31st, 2008

    lick my whale

  11. GravatarSbBGirl Whitney's #1 Fan
    3:01 pm on December 31st, 2008

    You should've seen the one that got away.

  12. GravatarRudy
    3:57 pm on December 31st, 2008

    After polishing off the Cowboys, Mike Belotti polishes his porpoise.  I mean sperm whale.  I mean trophy.

  13. GravatarSour Orange
    3:59 pm on December 31st, 2008

    It was a very porpoise-ful win for Oregon.

  14. Gravatarchesterbounce
    5:04 pm on December 31st, 2008

    Gee, they didn't give these out when I was coach at Chico State.