Hey, readers! Hope you’re enjoying this final day of 2008. And what better way to celebrate the end of the year than with another fantastical SbB Clever Caption Contest!
Today we grab a snapshot of Oregon coach Mike Bellotti, whose Ducks befowled Oklahoma State in the Pacific Life Holiday Bowl - thus giving Coach B the right to thrust up this trophy in triumph:
Seriously - how would you explain this image? Submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap, with a chance to win for dinner for two with Shamu at the Sea World Plankton Grill.
Good luck and good writing! Let’s end this year with a big splash!
1:04 pm on December 31st, 2008
Is that a Holiday Bowl trophy in your hands, or are you just glad to see me?
1:07 pm on December 31st, 2008
And the winner of the Biggest D!ck award is…Mike Bellotti!
1:14 pm on December 31st, 2008
Mike's wife is one lucky woman.
1:27 pm on December 31st, 2008
In that photo Bellotti looks 60 years old.
1:28 pm on December 31st, 2008
Now that he shaved his mustache off, Mike Bellotti is offering the ladies a different kind of ride.
2:14 pm on December 31st, 2008
To quote Wedge from Star Wars, "Look at the size of that thing!"
2:23 pm on December 31st, 2008
That kind of trophy can really help you get the "O" face.
2:30 pm on December 31st, 2008
nice whale
2:41 pm on December 31st, 2008
I find it hard to believe that Holiday Bowl organizers wouldn't realize even a little bit how phallic their trophy looks.
2:55 pm on December 31st, 2008
lick my whale
3:01 pm on December 31st, 2008
You should've seen the one that got away.
3:57 pm on December 31st, 2008
After polishing off the Cowboys, Mike Belotti polishes his porpoise. I mean sperm whale. I mean trophy.
3:59 pm on December 31st, 2008
It was a very porpoise-ful win for Oregon.
5:04 pm on December 31st, 2008
Gee, they didn't give these out when I was coach at Chico State.