Comments on: Clever Caption Contest: Michael Phelps Sees Red

By: Hello

Hello — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 19:29:18 +0000

Yogurt to Lonestar: "It's not the ring Lonestar, the Scwartz is within you"

Myra Robb — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 04:41:00 +0000

Phelps: "Hey Red, did I ever show you the ring I won playing professional poker?"

Red: "Whatever kid. I have fishing lures at home bigger than that. (I hate Michael Phelps!)"

Lake Show — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 02:28:24 +0000

Red Auerbach actually looks more lifelike than Michael Phelps.

Hurricane Ike Turner — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 22:02:21 +0000

With this ring, Red, I thee wed.

Shawn H. — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 21:54:31 +0000

"I have won 14 Olympic gold medals, but I would still rather wear this ring I got from a Cracker Jack box when I was 10."

Meyton Panning — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 21:21:03 +0000

MP- I hope no one discovers that I am half Neanderthal, half aquatic unicorn.

Red - I hate you

brady bunch — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 20:34:42 +0000

These pretzels are making me thirsty

Rock Strongo — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 20:03:19 +0000

Michael Phelps can plainly see his celebrity status going up in smoke.

Uncle Kracka — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 20:02:15 +0000

It's great to be here in Bost…*cough* *cough* *hack* *hack*.

Tom Middlefinger — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 19:29:21 +0000

Red-Auerbach-blowin'-smoke-in-my-ear-and-I…JIZZED. IN. MY. PANTS.