Hey, all you rambunctious readers. Once again, we bring you yet another super-fantastic SbB Clever Caption Contest!
Today we present two legends in their respective fields - Celtics coach & executive Michael Phelps, and Olympic swimming champ Red Auerbach:
Um, wait. Scratch that, reverse it. Anyway, what’s going on here with Mikey & Reddy? Submit your spectacular suggestions the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap, with a chance to win 5 minutes with this woman & a pair of water wings.
So, good luck, and good writing! Or it’s the Beijing Olympic prison for you!
1:23 pm on December 16th, 2008
Phelps: "Please, sir, thank you for not smoking."
Red: "Go take a long walk off a short diving board, kid!"
1:24 pm on December 16th, 2008
Yet another example of someone blowing smoke up Michael Phelps' ass.
1:26 pm on December 16th, 2008
"Ah, Swisher Sweets!"
1:40 pm on December 16th, 2008
The weed is starting to wear off!
1:42 pm on December 16th, 2008
Kenny called, he's in jail, he didn't leave a number.
Sincerely,
The Guy on the Couch
P.S. Ppprrrrrrrrrr
1:55 pm on December 16th, 2008
I think the chlorine has warped my eyes… this guy doesn't look red at all!
1:59 pm on December 16th, 2008
So, kid, banging any more sweet Asian tail lately?
1:59 pm on December 16th, 2008
"The things I could do with Red's Cigar and the two Seventeen year old twins from last night….hmmmmm."
2:01 pm on December 16th, 2008
Michael: "You know, when I put on goggles, some people say I look like Kurt Rambis."
Red: "Get the hell out of my office!"
2:29 pm on December 16th, 2008
Red-Auerbach-blowin'-smoke-in-my-ear-and-I…JIZZED. IN. MY. PANTS.
3:02 pm on December 16th, 2008
It's great to be here in Bost…*cough* *cough* *hack* *hack*.
3:03 pm on December 16th, 2008
Michael Phelps can plainly see his celebrity status going up in smoke.
3:34 pm on December 16th, 2008
These pretzels are making me thirsty
4:21 pm on December 16th, 2008
MP- I hope no one discovers that I am half Neanderthal, half aquatic unicorn.
Red - I hate you
4:54 pm on December 16th, 2008
"I have won 14 Olympic gold medals, but I would still rather wear this ring I got from a Cracker Jack box when I was 10."
5:02 pm on December 16th, 2008
With this ring, Red, I thee wed.
9:28 pm on December 16th, 2008
Red Auerbach actually looks more lifelike than Michael Phelps.
11:41 pm on December 16th, 2008
Phelps: "Hey Red, did I ever show you the ring I won playing professional poker?"
Red: "Whatever kid. I have fishing lures at home bigger than that. (I hate Michael Phelps!)"
2:29 pm on December 17th, 2008
Yogurt to Lonestar: "It's not the ring Lonestar, the Scwartz is within you"