Clever Caption Contest: Michael Phelps Sees Red

Hey, all you rambunctious readers. Once again, we bring you yet another super-fantastic SbB Clever Caption Contest!

Today we present two legends in their respective fields - Celtics coach & executive Michael Phelps, and Olympic swimming champ Red Auerbach:

Michael Phelps Red Auberbach

Um, wait. Scratch that, reverse it. Anyway, what’s going on here with Mikey & Reddy? Submit your spectacular suggestions the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap, with a chance to win 5 minutes with this woman & a pair of water wings.

So, good luck, and good writing! Or it’s the Beijing Olympic prison for you!

16 comments

  1. GravatarKevin C
    1:23 pm on December 16th, 2008

    Phelps: "Please, sir, thank you for not smoking."

    Red: "Go take a long walk off a short diving board, kid!"

  2. GravatarDouble A-Rod
    1:24 pm on December 16th, 2008

    Yet another example of someone blowing smoke up Michael Phelps' ass.

  3. GravatarCleveland Brown
    1:26 pm on December 16th, 2008

    "Ah, Swisher Sweets!"

  4. GravatarKenny From Jail
    1:40 pm on December 16th, 2008

    The weed is starting to wear off!

  5. GravatarGuy on the Couch
    1:42 pm on December 16th, 2008

    Kenny called, he's in jail, he didn't leave a number.

    Sincerely,

    The Guy on the Couch

    P.S. Ppprrrrrrrrrr

  6. GravatarBenMR
    1:55 pm on December 16th, 2008

    I think the chlorine has warped my eyes… this guy doesn't look red at all!

  7. GravatarThe Real EA Sports
    1:59 pm on December 16th, 2008

    So, kid, banging any more sweet Asian tail lately?

  8. GravatarPlaxico Rent-A-Car
    2:01 pm on December 16th, 2008

    Michael: "You know, when I put on goggles, some people say I look like Kurt Rambis."

    Red: "Get the hell out of my office!"

  9. GravatarUncle Kracka
    3:02 pm on December 16th, 2008

    It's great to be here in Bost…*cough* *cough* *hack* *hack*.

  10. GravatarRock Strongo
    3:03 pm on December 16th, 2008

    Michael Phelps can plainly see his celebrity status going up in smoke.

  11. Gravatarbrady bunch
    3:34 pm on December 16th, 2008

    These pretzels are making me thirsty

  12. GravatarShawn H.
    4:54 pm on December 16th, 2008

    "I have won 14 Olympic gold medals, but I would still rather wear this ring I got from a Cracker Jack box when I was 10."

  13. GravatarHurricane Ike Turner
    5:02 pm on December 16th, 2008

    With this ring, Red, I thee wed.

  14. GravatarLake Show
    9:28 pm on December 16th, 2008

    Red Auerbach actually looks more lifelike than Michael Phelps.

  15. GravatarMyra Robb
    11:41 pm on December 16th, 2008

    Phelps:  "Hey Red, did I ever show you the ring I won playing professional poker?"

    Red:  "Whatever kid.  I have fishing lures at home bigger than that.  (I hate Michael Phelps!)"

  16. GravatarHello
    2:29 pm on December 17th, 2008

    Yogurt to Lonestar: "It's not the ring Lonestar, the Scwartz is within you"