Hey, readers! Time for another sensational SbB Clever Caption Contest!
Today we check out the NHL All-Star Game from Montreal, where we catch Evgeni Malkin (L) so happy to see Alexei Kovalev (R):
What ever could Evgeni be all excited about? Submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap, and be treated to a celebratory bowl of poutine dumped on their head.
Good luck and good writing! (And in compliance with Canadian bilingual laws, bonne chance et bonne écriture!)
(*Editor’s note*: Yes, I realize I had the two guys mixed up earlier. See what happens when your sport isn’t televised on ESPN? And he who is without sin, cast the first puck.)







1:11 pm on January 26th, 2009
"I just saved 15 percent on my car insurance by switching to Geico!"
1:12 pm on January 26th, 2009
"Looks like somebody could use a hug, and I've got a big one ready!"
1:13 pm on January 26th, 2009
Anyway I was fishing the other day and I got a fish this big.
1:20 pm on January 26th, 2009
Kovalev (#27) is the guy on the right. Malkin is the exited one on the left.
1:38 pm on January 26th, 2009
Hey Alex, did you know that hockey has now become so irrelevant that even that SPORTSbyBROOKS guy can't even tell us apart?
1:39 pm on January 26th, 2009
Wow you guys really don't know your hockey. That would be Malkin on the left and Kovie on the right. Malkin is only the LEADING SCORER IN THE NHL!
1:59 pm on January 26th, 2009
"I'm confused, where am I?"
2:06 pm on January 26th, 2009
"In Russia - everyone on Left."
2:24 pm on January 26th, 2009
They all look alike to me.
2:34 pm on January 26th, 2009
The winner takes it all
The loser standing small
Beside the victory
That's destiny
(The winner takes it all
The loser standing small
Beside the victory
That's destiny)
2:35 pm on January 26th, 2009
The winner takes it all
The loser standing small
Beside the victory
That's destiny
2:38 pm on January 26th, 2009
Stupid Abba song…
2:39 pm on January 26th, 2009
The NHL marketing department must really suck if you can't even tell their All-Stars apart.
2:45 pm on January 26th, 2009
There was an NHL All-Star Game?
2:49 pm on January 26th, 2009
There's still an NHL?
2:50 pm on January 26th, 2009
"Aren't you happy to be me?"
3:17 pm on January 26th, 2009
I take great pride in knowing that I have no clue who is who in the pic.
3:19 pm on January 26th, 2009
Why is Wayne Gretzky wearing # 27? I thought he was # 98
3:22 pm on January 26th, 2009
she bangs she bangs oooooo she moves she moves
3:31 pm on January 26th, 2009
Is Evgeni Malkin related to that right-wing psycho bitch Michelle Malkin? I'd like to shoot a 200-mph slapshot at her face.
3:33 pm on January 26th, 2009
"I get to shower with Sidney Crosby every night!"
5:01 pm on January 26th, 2009
Hey 27—If we do something really wierd looking right now, we can get on the sportsbybrooks caption contest!!!
5:17 pm on January 26th, 2009
Hey do u remember me???
6:10 pm on January 26th, 2009
Gretzky was 99