Hey, readers! Hope you’re enjoying your first Friday of 2009! (And your New Year’s hangovers are at least 50% cured.) And what better way to start the first weekend of 2009 than with another SbB Clever Caption Contest!
Today we present a post-Rose Bowl pic of a jilted & jarred Joe Paterno:
How would you describe this scene of JoePa just after his PSU Lions were trounced by the Trojans? Submit your suggestions to the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced at the end-of-the-day recap, with a chance at claiming a year-long elevator pass to the Rose Bowl press box.
Good luck & good writing! Do a good job contributing, or Joe will come gunning for you, ready to run you down!
1:19 pm on January 2nd, 2009
Who cares we lost…? I'm still thinkin' of that chick sitting next to Brooks…
1:19 pm on January 2nd, 2009
My brain is trying to escape!
1:20 pm on January 2nd, 2009
Damn California sun always dries up my pomade.
1:21 pm on January 2nd, 2009
Who am I? Where am I? How did I get here?
1:25 pm on January 2nd, 2009
Whew! At least I still have my hair.
1:27 pm on January 2nd, 2009
Retirement, Big 10 football……..Retirement, Big 10 football……Man, both options SUCK!
1:28 pm on January 2nd, 2009
I could've had a V8!
1:53 pm on January 2nd, 2009
Anybody seen my glasses?
1:56 pm on January 2nd, 2009
Instead of speaking into the microphone, Joe Paterno tries to communicate with the media via mental telepathy.
2:42 pm on January 2nd, 2009
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
2:44 pm on January 2nd, 2009
Did you take my pony hair holder? I can not find it, and you know I hate when my hair is down.
2:45 pm on January 2nd, 2009
Did you take my pony tail holder? I can not find it, and you know I hate when my hair is down.
2:49 pm on January 2nd, 2009
Screw the game - let's hit the Viper Room!
4:49 pm on January 2nd, 2009
What I wouldn't give for some pain-free urination.
6:59 pm on January 2nd, 2009
"If I coulda seen or herd what da hell was going on from my pigeon roost up 'dere, I wulda shimmied my way down to da field 'n given Darryl Clark a good-ol-fashioned, Woody Hayes-style lickin'!"
7:38 pm on January 2nd, 2009
0-16…..Oh wait I couch for the Nittany Lions not the Detroit Lions.
7:57 pm on January 2nd, 2009
The FBI guys promised me a deal, so I made up a few lies. They told me Michael Corleone did this, and, Michael Corleone did that, and, I said, "Yea, Sure."
11:16 pm on January 2nd, 2009
What hole did I park my car on?
2:00 am on January 3rd, 2009
Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!
4:33 am on January 3rd, 2009
When I put my hand on my head like this, I see unicorns.
6:12 am on January 3rd, 2009
That O.J Simpson kid's a hell of a running back…
2:30 pm on January 3rd, 2009
Huh…huh?!
2:54 pm on January 3rd, 2009
Mistakes, eh we all make mistakes.I had wings at halftime and didn't pack my depends for the trip here.So thats two mistakes right there,so now if you will excuse me………….
2:58 pm on January 3rd, 2009
my comment is above my name. ezpeace
4:16 pm on January 3rd, 2009
tim lake: Awesome!