Clever Caption Contest: Jilted Joe After The Bowl

Hey, readers! Hope you’re enjoying your first Friday of 2009! (And your New Year’s hangovers are at least 50% cured.) And what better way to start the first weekend of 2009 than with another SbB Clever Caption Contest!

Today we present a post-Rose Bowl pic of a jilted & jarred Joe Paterno:

Joe Paterno post Rose Bowl

How would you describe this scene of JoePa just after his PSU Lions were trounced by the Trojans? Submit your suggestions to the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced at the end-of-the-day recap, with a chance at claiming a year-long elevator pass to the Rose Bowl press box.

Good luck & good writing! Do a good job contributing, or Joe will come gunning for you, ready to run you down!

21 comments

  1. Gravatarmothra
    1:19 pm on January 2nd, 2009

    Who cares we lost…? I'm still thinkin' of that chick sitting next to Brooks…

  2. GravatarNick N.
    1:19 pm on January 2nd, 2009

    My brain is trying to escape!

  3. GravatarRod Allen
    1:20 pm on January 2nd, 2009

    Damn California sun always dries up my pomade.

  4. GravatarSour Orange
    1:21 pm on January 2nd, 2009

    Who am I? Where am I? How did I get here?

  5. GravatarBenMR
    1:25 pm on January 2nd, 2009

    Whew!  At least I still have my hair.

  6. GravatarDrDog
    1:27 pm on January 2nd, 2009

    Retirement, Big 10 football……..Retirement, Big 10 football……Man, both options SUCK!

  7. GravatarPhil Bama Slamma
    1:28 pm on January 2nd, 2009

    I could've had a V8!

  8. GravatarDirty Waterboy
    1:53 pm on January 2nd, 2009

    Anybody seen my glasses?

  9. GravatarOrioled
    1:56 pm on January 2nd, 2009

    Instead of speaking into the microphone, Joe Paterno tries to communicate with the media via mental telepathy.

  10. Gravatarbrady bunch
    2:42 pm on January 2nd, 2009

    These pretzels are making me thirsty!

  11. GravatarSuperSC
    2:49 pm on January 2nd, 2009

    Screw the game - let's hit the Viper Room!

  12. Gravatartim lake
    4:49 pm on January 2nd, 2009

    What I wouldn't give for some pain-free urination.

  13. GravatarArmykllr33
    7:38 pm on January 2nd, 2009

    0-16…..Oh wait I couch for the Nittany Lions not the Detroit Lions.

  14. Gravatarchoppy1609
    7:57 pm on January 2nd, 2009

    The FBI guys promised me a deal, so I made up a few lies. They told me Michael Corleone did this, and, Michael Corleone did that, and, I said, "Yea, Sure."

  15. Gravatarsc95rich
    11:16 pm on January 2nd, 2009

    What hole did I park my car on?

  16. GravatarTrojan
    2:00 am on January 3rd, 2009

    Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!

  17. GravatarMatt Dennehy
    6:12 am on January 3rd, 2009

    That O.J Simpson kid's a hell of a running back…

  18. Gravatarmothra
    2:30 pm on January 3rd, 2009

    Huh…huh?!

  19. Gravatarmothra
    2:54 pm on January 3rd, 2009

    Mistakes, eh we all make mistakes.I had wings at halftime and didn't pack my depends for the trip here.So thats two mistakes right there,so now if you will excuse me…………. 

  20. Gravatarezpeace
    2:58 pm on January 3rd, 2009

    my comment is above my name. ezpeace

  21. GravatarBrooks
    4:16 pm on January 3rd, 2009

    tim lake: Awesome!