Clever Caption Contest: Hair-Raising Heat Dancer

Greetings, ladies & gentlemen. It’s time for another edition of the always enjoyable, never annoyable, SbB Clever Caption Contest!

Today, we proudly offer up this hair-raising image of one heavenly honey of a Miami Heat dancer:

Miami Heat cheerleader

So, how would you describe this femme fatale’s state of follicle fortunes? Submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap, with a chance at a possible endorsement deal with Pert Plus.

Now, let’s get writing! Use your head…and shoulders, if need be!

24 comments

  1. GravatarWes Welker Wuvs You
    1:06 pm on December 9th, 2008

    Static cling strikes again!

  2. GravatarJimmy Rollins Band
    1:13 pm on December 9th, 2008

    Better cut down on the hairspray there.

  3. GravatarNate Brenton
    1:20 pm on December 9th, 2008

    Like uh………. I don't know.  She better be glad there are no spikes on her shoulders. LOL!

  4. GravatarSmackem
    1:31 pm on December 9th, 2008

    I hope the curtain doesn't match the drapes in this case.

  5. GravatarKevin C
    1:33 pm on December 9th, 2008

    She shouldn't have stuck her fingers in that electrical socket before her routine.

  6. Gravatarscolinies
    1:35 pm on December 9th, 2008

    Mandy was immediately regretting breaking up with Snuggles

  7. GravatarDirty Waterboy
    1:36 pm on December 9th, 2008

    The ultimate bad hair day.

  8. GravatarDunder Mifflin Security Guard
    1:53 pm on December 9th, 2008

    It's not so much the Heat, but the humidity that ruins your hair.

  9. GravatarBen MR
    1:54 pm on December 9th, 2008

    Britney's body concentrated on dancing, but all her mind could think was "how is Dwyane pronounced the same as Dwayne?"

  10. GravatarJoel
    1:55 pm on December 9th, 2008

    Side Effects for Viagra in Women: Prolonged erection of hair lasting more than 4 hours.  See a doctor immediately.

  11. Gravatarg
    2:00 pm on December 9th, 2008

    curtain matching drapes?

    i think you mean rug, dude

  12. GravatarShawn H.
    2:00 pm on December 9th, 2008

    This girl is a dye job away from making every peacock at the local zoo jealous.

  13. GravatarMushy
    2:12 pm on December 9th, 2008

    Imagine what I could do laying on my back.

  14. Gravataranon
    2:42 pm on December 9th, 2008

    When my left hand touches another cheerleader's butt, this always happens.

  15. GravatarDennis
    2:43 pm on December 9th, 2008

    Honey, Does my hair look Okay?

  16. GravatarDennis
    2:45 pm on December 9th, 2008

    If only my breasts could be this perky.

  17. GravatarDennis
    2:51 pm on December 9th, 2008

    Does my hair make me look fat?

  18. GravatarSkippy Handleman
    3:21 pm on December 9th, 2008

    Yuck.

  19. Gravatarmalotron
    3:56 pm on December 9th, 2008

    "OK….Wait!  You're telling me that this isn't the way a mohawk should look?  You mean it goes from front to back and not ear to ear?  Like….whatever."

  20. GravatarDevil May Care But I Dont
    4:06 pm on December 9th, 2008

    Nice try, sweetie, but that's not quite the Barry Melrose mullet.

  21. Gravatardookie
    8:05 pm on December 9th, 2008

    i told her not to touch it

  22. GravatarEcc
    8:13 am on December 10th, 2008

    Now those are some major split ends

  23. GravatarMark
    12:02 pm on December 10th, 2008

    Aquanet RULES!!!

  24. Gravatarbrett
    5:17 pm on December 10th, 2008

    Each strand of hair is pointing to an empty seat