Greetings, ladies & gentlemen. It’s time for another edition of the always enjoyable, never annoyable, SbB Clever Caption Contest!
Today, we proudly offer up this hair-raising image of one heavenly honey of a Miami Heat dancer:
So, how would you describe this femme fatale’s state of follicle fortunes? Submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap, with a chance at a possible endorsement deal with Pert Plus.
Now, let’s get writing! Use your head…and shoulders, if need be!