Greetings, ladies & gentlemen. It’s time for another edition of the always enjoyable, never annoyable, SbB Clever Caption Contest!
Today, we proudly offer up this hair-raising image of one heavenly honey of a Miami Heat dancer:
So, how would you describe this femme fatale’s state of follicle fortunes? Submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap, with a chance at a possible endorsement deal with Pert Plus.
Now, let’s get writing! Use your head…and shoulders, if need be!
1:06 pm on December 9th, 2008
Static cling strikes again!
1:13 pm on December 9th, 2008
Better cut down on the hairspray there.
1:20 pm on December 9th, 2008
Like uh………. I don't know. She better be glad there are no spikes on her shoulders. LOL!
1:22 pm on December 9th, 2008
Looks like she just rolled out of Smackem's bed! Boooy yeaaaah.
1:31 pm on December 9th, 2008
I hope the curtain doesn't match the drapes in this case.
1:33 pm on December 9th, 2008
She shouldn't have stuck her fingers in that electrical socket before her routine.
1:35 pm on December 9th, 2008
Mandy was immediately regretting breaking up with Snuggles
1:36 pm on December 9th, 2008
The ultimate bad hair day.
1:53 pm on December 9th, 2008
It's not so much the Heat, but the humidity that ruins your hair.
1:54 pm on December 9th, 2008
Britney's body concentrated on dancing, but all her mind could think was "how is Dwyane pronounced the same as Dwayne?"
1:55 pm on December 9th, 2008
Side Effects for Viagra in Women: Prolonged erection of hair lasting more than 4 hours. See a doctor immediately.
2:00 pm on December 9th, 2008
curtain matching drapes?
i think you mean rug, dude
2:00 pm on December 9th, 2008
This girl is a dye job away from making every peacock at the local zoo jealous.
2:12 pm on December 9th, 2008
Imagine what I could do laying on my back.
2:42 pm on December 9th, 2008
When my left hand touches another cheerleader's butt, this always happens.
2:43 pm on December 9th, 2008
Honey, Does my hair look Okay?
2:45 pm on December 9th, 2008
If only my breasts could be this perky.
2:51 pm on December 9th, 2008
Does my hair make me look fat?
3:21 pm on December 9th, 2008
Yuck.
3:56 pm on December 9th, 2008
"OK….Wait! You're telling me that this isn't the way a mohawk should look? You mean it goes from front to back and not ear to ear? Like….whatever."
4:06 pm on December 9th, 2008
Nice try, sweetie, but that's not quite the Barry Melrose mullet.
4:59 pm on December 9th, 2008
Someone put Energiziers in my vibrator
8:05 pm on December 9th, 2008
i told her not to touch it
8:13 am on December 10th, 2008
Now those are some major split ends
12:02 pm on December 10th, 2008
Aquanet RULES!!!
5:17 pm on December 10th, 2008
Each strand of hair is pointing to an empty seat