Comments on: Clever Caption Contest: Goal Scorer Given Goose

By: Robbie Stuntman

Robbie Stuntman — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 17:56:26 +0000

The National Nicaragua team wears all white kits not just to pay honor to their number export(cocaine) but mainly because white hides wet marks after dry humping during games.

By: janseyhull

janseyhull — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 22:24:50 +0000

If you just lift me a little higher I know I can reach the pinata!

By: El Stinko

El Stinko — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 22:59:49 +0000

Do the bunny hop!

By: Rudy

Rudy — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 21:32:00 +0000

The Nicaraguan "reach around".

By: Chicago Bullwinkle

Chicago Bullwinkle — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 20:49:48 +0000

This is what Mike Milbury worries that hockey will become.

By: Double A-Rod

Double A-Rod — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 20:20:52 +0000

The World Cup - it's ass-grabbingly good!

By: Jay

Jay — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 19:26:07 +0000

See what happens when you let soccer players user their hands….

By: Sour Orange

Sour Orange — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 18:56:55 +0000

Group hug, everyone!

By: McNabbsSuperBowlTie

McNabbsSuperBowlTie — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 18:51:34 +0000

For God's sake 16, try to hold it in. We don't want the bag of cocaine coming out before you get to Miami, do we?

By: Abe Froman

Abe Froman — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 18:49:23 +0000

Must be Maradona's "Hand of God" copping a feel.