Hey, readers! Weekend’s almost here! But before you start wasting brain cells on beer, why not waste a few on the SbB Clever Caption Contest?
Today, we pass along a snap shot of the Nicaragua national soccer team celebrating a goal - and in quite a grabby manner, no less:
How would describe this handful of players getting a handful? Submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap, with a chance at a free case of Astroglide.
Good luck and good writing! Don’t be a bum - contribute!
1:10 pm on January 30th, 2009
They sure do prostate exams weird in Nicaragua.
1:11 pm on January 30th, 2009
I'm glad this photo isn't scratch 'n' sniff.
1:46 pm on January 30th, 2009
Taking David Lee Roth's advice, might as well jump.
(Jump!)
1:49 pm on January 30th, 2009
Must be Maradona's "Hand of God" copping a feel.
1:51 pm on January 30th, 2009
For God's sake 16, try to hold it in. We don't want the bag of cocaine coming out before you get to Miami, do we?
1:56 pm on January 30th, 2009
Group hug, everyone!
2:26 pm on January 30th, 2009
See what happens when you let soccer players user their hands….
3:20 pm on January 30th, 2009
The World Cup - it's ass-grabbingly good!
3:49 pm on January 30th, 2009
This is what Mike Milbury worries that hockey will become.
4:32 pm on January 30th, 2009
The Nicaraguan "reach around".
5:59 pm on January 30th, 2009
Do the bunny hop!
5:24 pm on January 31st, 2009
If you just lift me a little higher I know I can reach the pinata!
12:56 pm on February 1st, 2009
The National Nicaragua team wears all white kits not just to pay honor to their number export(cocaine) but mainly because white hides wet marks after dry humping during games.