Clever Caption Contest: Goal Scorer Given Goose

Hey, readers! Weekend’s almost here! But before you start wasting brain cells on beer, why not waste a few on the SbB Clever Caption Contest?

Today, we pass along a snap shot of the Nicaragua national soccer team celebrating a goal - and in quite a grabby manner, no less:

Nicaragua soccer goose

How would describe this handful of players getting a handful? Submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap, with a chance at a free case of Astroglide.

Good luck and good writing! Don’t be a bum - contribute!

13 comments

  1. GravatarWes Welker Wuvs You
    1:10 pm on January 30th, 2009

    They sure do prostate exams weird in Nicaragua.

  2. GravatarBooga Lou
    1:11 pm on January 30th, 2009

    I'm glad this photo isn't scratch 'n' sniff.

  3. GravatarKevin C
    1:46 pm on January 30th, 2009

    Taking David Lee Roth's advice, might as well jump.

    (Jump!)

  4. GravatarAbe Froman
    1:49 pm on January 30th, 2009

    Must be Maradona's "Hand of God" copping a feel.

  5. GravatarMcNabbsSuperBowlTie
    1:51 pm on January 30th, 2009

    For God's sake 16, try to hold it in.  We don't want the bag of cocaine coming out before you get to Miami, do we?

  6. GravatarSour Orange
    1:56 pm on January 30th, 2009

    Group hug, everyone!

  7. GravatarJay
    2:26 pm on January 30th, 2009

    See what happens when you let soccer players user their hands….

  8. GravatarDouble A-Rod
    3:20 pm on January 30th, 2009

    The World Cup - it's ass-grabbingly good!

  9. GravatarChicago Bullwinkle
    3:49 pm on January 30th, 2009

    This is what Mike Milbury worries that hockey will become.

  10. GravatarRudy
    4:32 pm on January 30th, 2009

    The Nicaraguan "reach around".

  11. GravatarEl Stinko
    5:59 pm on January 30th, 2009

    Do the bunny hop!

  12. Gravatarjanseyhull
    5:24 pm on January 31st, 2009

    If you just lift me a little higher I know I can reach the pinata!

  13. GravatarRobbie Stuntman
    12:56 pm on February 1st, 2009

    The National Nicaragua team wears all white kits not just to pay honor to their number export(cocaine) but mainly because white hides wet marks after dry humping during games.