Clever Caption Contest: Favre Flashes His Goods

Hey, readers. Hope your weekend went better than it did for the Cowboys, Bears, Patriots, Buccaneers, Broncos, and anyone else who gets to spend the new year at home.

Speaking of seasons at a end, today’s SbB Clever Caption Contest subject is the leader of the now-grounded Jets, Brett Favre:

Brett Favre flashes

How would you describe this display of Brett keeping his options (and legs) open? Submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap, with a chance to claim a free pack of Icy Hot for all your sore shoulder needs.

Good luck & good writing! Hurry before he retires yet again!

22 comments

  1. GravatarDirty Waterboy
    1:06 pm on December 29th, 2008

    Kick here.

  2. GravatarMy Name Aint Earl
    1:08 pm on December 29th, 2008

    Brett is all set for his post-season vaginal exam.

  3. GravatarViceroy
    1:08 pm on December 29th, 2008

    I hate to do this but here goes . . . 'I've fallen and I can't get up'

  4. GravatarChicago Bullwinkle
    1:10 pm on December 29th, 2008

    It's not a good time to do pilates when you're in the middle of a game.

  5. GravatarKevin C
    1:11 pm on December 29th, 2008

    Goodbye Jets, hello Rockettes!

  6. GravatarMinnyCooper
    1:13 pm on December 29th, 2008

    Hey Brett - sit & spin!

  7. GravatarEager Beaver
    1:22 pm on December 29th, 2008

    Favre tries to show that he's still got the balls to keep playing.

  8. GravatarVandy Is Dandy
    1:23 pm on December 29th, 2008

    Brett employs the spread offense to limited success.

  9. GravatarPlaxico Rent-A-Car
    1:26 pm on December 29th, 2008

    Jets in the playoffs? Taint gonna happen.

  10. GravatarJimmy
    1:49 pm on December 29th, 2008

    Is that a cheesehead?

  11. GravatarPhil McCrackun
    1:56 pm on December 29th, 2008

    It's fun to stay at the "Y"-mca

  12. GravatarSean Connery
    2:40 pm on December 29th, 2008

    Suck it, Trebek!

  13. GravatarRudy
    3:34 pm on December 29th, 2008

    ….and Brett thought he could go drink-for-drink with Namath.

  14. Gravataralan
    3:56 pm on December 29th, 2008

    i'd be more comfortable in wrangler.

  15. GravatarBPR
    4:12 pm on December 29th, 2008

    Not quite the same¬†picturesque moment that Nike got out of Tiger's Masters'¬†chip-in, butt…they're still everywhere.

  16. GravatarPacman Jerry Julius Jones
    5:18 pm on December 29th, 2008

    Brett will finally have enough time to work on his lamaze classes.

  17. GravatarGV
    5:28 pm on December 29th, 2008

    If I do come back it will be on my ass… I mean on my terms.

  18. GravatarStealthSpeed3
    7:35 pm on December 29th, 2008

    proof that Favre did freeze his balls off in Green Bay.

  19. GravatarKirk
    7:58 pm on December 29th, 2008

    Help I've fallen and I don't know how to retire!

  20. GravatarLenny
    8:42 pm on December 29th, 2008

    Favre loses the game, the child and the Nike endorsement deal

  21. Gravatarjanseyhull
    10:48 pm on December 29th, 2008

    Thats what she said

  22. Gravatarjanseyhull
    10:49 pm on December 29th, 2008

    Look at my size 10!