Hey, readers. Hope your weekend went better than it did for the Cowboys, Bears, Patriots, Buccaneers, Broncos, and anyone else who gets to spend the new year at home.
Speaking of seasons at a end, today’s SbB Clever Caption Contest subject is the leader of the now-grounded Jets, Brett Favre:
How would you describe this display of Brett keeping his options (and legs) open? Submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap, with a chance to claim a free pack of Icy Hot for all your sore shoulder needs.
Good luck & good writing! Hurry before he retires yet again!







1:06 pm on December 29th, 2008
Kick here.
1:08 pm on December 29th, 2008
Brett is all set for his post-season vaginal exam.
1:08 pm on December 29th, 2008
I hate to do this but here goes . . . 'I've fallen and I can't get up'
1:10 pm on December 29th, 2008
It's not a good time to do pilates when you're in the middle of a game.
1:11 pm on December 29th, 2008
Goodbye Jets, hello Rockettes!
1:13 pm on December 29th, 2008
Hey Brett - sit & spin!
1:22 pm on December 29th, 2008
Favre tries to show that he's still got the balls to keep playing.
1:23 pm on December 29th, 2008
Brett employs the spread offense to limited success.
1:26 pm on December 29th, 2008
Jets in the playoffs? Taint gonna happen.
1:49 pm on December 29th, 2008
Is that a cheesehead?
1:56 pm on December 29th, 2008
It's fun to stay at the "Y"-mca
2:40 pm on December 29th, 2008
Suck it, Trebek!
3:34 pm on December 29th, 2008
….and Brett thought he could go drink-for-drink with Namath.
3:56 pm on December 29th, 2008
i'd be more comfortable in wrangler.
4:02 pm on December 29th, 2008
Good thing I have a fluffy back p***y
4:12 pm on December 29th, 2008
Not quite the same picturesque moment that Nike got out of Tiger's Masters' chip-in, butt…they're still everywhere.
5:18 pm on December 29th, 2008
Brett will finally have enough time to work on his lamaze classes.
5:28 pm on December 29th, 2008
If I do come back it will be on my ass… I mean on my terms.
7:35 pm on December 29th, 2008
proof that Favre did freeze his balls off in Green Bay.
7:58 pm on December 29th, 2008
Help I've fallen and I don't know how to retire!
8:42 pm on December 29th, 2008
Favre loses the game, the child and the Nike endorsement deal
10:48 pm on December 29th, 2008
Thats what she said
10:49 pm on December 29th, 2008
Look at my size 10!