Hey there, readers! What a wild weekend, eh? The Cardinals are flying to their first Super Bowl ever, while the Steelers are going for the Big Game six-pack. As such, you’d think today’s SbB Clever Caption Contest would be capturing a conference championship moment.
That would have been the case, until we came across this shot of Chilean tennis player Fernando Gonzalez wrapping his lips around a didgeridoo:
Or that’s what the official press release says. But we all know there’s just gotta be a better explanation for this. So, submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap.
And for those who think we’re giving tennis a little too much attention, may I reply with Viktoriya Kutuzova, Nicole Vaidisova and Ana Ivanovic.
Anyway, good luck & good writing!







1:10 pm on January 19th, 2009
Don't bogart it, dude!
1:11 pm on January 19th, 2009
This Aussie sh*t's a bit weak. Should've stuck with the pot brownies.
1:13 pm on January 19th, 2009
When I talk through this, does it sound like I'm on old-time radio?
1:14 pm on January 19th, 2009
"Toooooooottt"
1:16 pm on January 19th, 2009
I better get my fill before Ricky Williams shows up.
1:17 pm on January 19th, 2009
Yes, I did inhale. So what?
1:29 pm on January 19th, 2009
Just another sad victim of didgeridoo lip fungus.
1:32 pm on January 19th, 2009
"Beeeeeeee-Ohhhhhhh"
1:39 pm on January 19th, 2009
Neeerow, ning, ning, neeerow, ning, ning…
1:41 pm on January 19th, 2009
"This is much more difficult than playing the skin flute."
1:57 pm on January 19th, 2009
Riiiiiiiiiicooolllllaaaaaa…
2:28 pm on January 19th, 2009
"sax-a-ma-phone…….sax-a-ma-phone………"
3:36 pm on January 19th, 2009
If you're going to use a telescope to peek into Ivanovic's dressing room, you need to look with your eyes, not your mouth.
4:12 pm on January 19th, 2009
I shoot Ana Ivanovic with tranqulizer dart and make sweet, sweet lub to her.
4:42 pm on January 19th, 2009
You may all laugh, but with my trusty gigantic wooden straw, I'm going to drink this lake dry!
5:04 pm on January 19th, 2009
And now, ladies and gentlemen, my stirring tribute to Jethro Tull's "Aqualung".
5:18 pm on January 19th, 2009
The breathalyzer tests sure are different in Australia.
6:08 pm on January 19th, 2009
"I don't get it. When Crocodile Dundee does this he's got hot blondes and wallabies sprinting over to hang out with him."
7:03 pm on January 19th, 2009
Zamfir's understudy
7:55 pm on January 19th, 2009
what is that weird sound? and why am i not high yet??
8:56 pm on January 19th, 2009
Toast Master!
11:46 pm on January 19th, 2009
MYYY AAA-DIDAS!!!!
1:14 am on January 20th, 2009
Hey Dude, Lets Party
1:15 am on January 20th, 2009
Anybody got a light?