Clever Caption Contest: Danger, Craig Robinson!

Hey readers! It’s time for another sensational SbB Clever Caption Contest!

Today we bounce along a snapshot of Craig Robinson, Oregon State Beavers men’s basketball coach and brother-in-law of Barack Obama:

Craig Robinson Oregon State Beavers

In what hilarious and/or thought-provoking way would you describe this scene? Submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap.

Good luck and good writing!


  1. GravatarUncle Kracka
    1:47 pm on March 6th, 2009

    "20 bucks says I can eat that basketball in one gulp!"

  2. GravatarShawn H.
    1:48 pm on March 6th, 2009

    I'm Pac-man!!!

  3. GravatarNeil Everett Diamond
    1:48 pm on March 6th, 2009

    Craig is about to be bounced of of dodgeball.

  4. GravatarEager Beaver
    1:49 pm on March 6th, 2009

    "To show my school pride, I'm wearing orange lipstick. Go Beavers!"

  5. GravatarJT
    2:05 pm on March 6th, 2009

    in a great carnies voice:

    "5 shots for $5, make it in the clowns mouth, win a prize, $5…….."

  6. GravatarThe Real BPR
    2:14 pm on March 6th, 2009

    Everybody knows that you beat Oregon State by punching King Hippo in the gut when he opens his mouth.

  7. GravatarJoePa Life Alert Bracelet
    2:31 pm on March 6th, 2009

    "Eat a basketball? But I just had one!"

  8. GravatarGV
    2:41 pm on March 6th, 2009

    Ball… coming… towards me… must… get out… of way… ref… time……. out

  9. GravatarDouble A-Rod
    3:36 pm on March 6th, 2009

    In Level 5, the monstrous Coach Robinson fires flaming basketballs at you from his mouth.

  10. GravatarGB
    4:16 pm on March 6th, 2009

    We usually take it up the other end, but today….today we are taking it head on.

  11. GravatarX-Factor
    4:19 pm on March 6th, 2009

    Which is the ball and which is his head?

  12. GravatarGB
    4:27 pm on March 6th, 2009

    That reminds me of when me and michelle use to play doctor

  13. GravatarRod Allen
    4:32 pm on March 6th, 2009

    I was going to make a "Lost In Space" reference, but the headline beat me to it.

  14. GravatarBronx Bomber Bombed
    4:34 pm on March 6th, 2009

    "Coach Robinson, we just signed Stephon Marbury to your team."

  15. GravatarThe Real BPR
    5:42 pm on March 6th, 2009

    HHEEYYY BBOOYYSSS!!! Checkout my new lipstick!

  16. GravatarCanesFan77
    6:58 pm on March 6th, 2009


  17. GravatarDiggz Dime
    7:57 pm on March 6th, 2009

    "I've heard of air balls…but who throws up basketballs"

  18. Gravatarjoejoe
    11:49 pm on March 6th, 2009

    Enuff of the popcorn, see if you can catch this!

  19. GravatarRW
    2:09 am on March 7th, 2009

    You may remember me from my previous job as King Hippo from Mike Tyson's Punchout!