Clever Caption Contest: Clips Can Be So Childish

Hey, all - it’s time once again for another SbB Clever Caption Contest!

For today’s fantastic photo - a snapshot of some kindergarten Clippers:

Los Angeles Clippers kids

How would you describe this small-ball scene? Submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap, with a chance to win a pair of Keds autographed by Michael Olowokandi.

So, lace up your brains and bounce over some intriguing ideas!

19 comments

  1. GravatarBooga Lou
    1:10 pm on December 23rd, 2008

    I knew Donald Sterling was cheap, but to resort to child labor?

  2. GravatarDunder Mifflin Security Guard
    1:15 pm on December 23rd, 2008

    In order to bring some holiday cheer to Staples Center, the Clippers kidnap some of Santa's elves and sign them to 10-day contracts.

  3. GravatarFrank
    1:20 pm on December 23rd, 2008

    "Whoa! This ball's bigger than my head! I'm in too deep here!"

  4. GravatarHurricane Ike Turner
    1:33 pm on December 23rd, 2008

    Yet these kids could still easily beat the Thunder.

  5. GravatarSkippy Handleman
    1:35 pm on December 23rd, 2008

    Applesauce!

  6. GravatarMichael
    1:51 pm on December 23rd, 2008

    There's a booger on this ball!

  7. GravatarJT
    1:54 pm on December 23rd, 2008

    Just when you thought Mugsy Bouges was finally out of the league ……

  8. GravatarRod Allen
    2:05 pm on December 23rd, 2008

    Nice to see Spud Webb making a comeback.

  9. GravatarLake Show
    3:00 pm on December 23rd, 2008

    What the Clippers looks like to the rest of the NBA.

  10. GravatarShawn H.
    3:38 pm on December 23rd, 2008

    This is what Tiger Woods has done to the world of sports.

  11. Gravataralan
    4:14 pm on December 23rd, 2008

    time to play another round of "keep the ball away from the 1 kid that isn't shawn kemp's"

  12. GravatarHook Em Horndog
    4:33 pm on December 23rd, 2008

    It's the 8th annual R. Kelly Tournament.

  13. GravatarCleveland Brown
    5:37 pm on December 23rd, 2008

    Singing:
    "We represent the Lollipop Guild NBA Branch,
    the Lollipop Guild NBA Branch,
    the Lollipop Guild NBA Branch…"

  14. GravatarSteve Harvey Delay
    6:04 pm on December 23rd, 2008

    The Clippers said they were going with a youth movement.

  15. GravatarIndiana Pacer Maker
    6:34 pm on December 23rd, 2008

    The kid in the middle sort of looks like Flick from "A Christmas Story".

  16. GravatarGary Botko
    9:52 pm on December 23rd, 2008

    Danny Almonte, in the white shirt, playing in the 1st and 2nd grade league, even though he was a 4th grader. He later went on to star as a Little League pitcher in the LL World Series against kids much younger than himself …

  17. GravatarZ
    11:42 pm on December 23rd, 2008

    Clippers executives' misguided attempt to travel back in time to an era when the Clippers were contenders has unfortunate consequences for the '08-'09 squad.

  18. GravatarMao Smith
    10:09 am on December 24th, 2008

    "Move over whitey, this ball is my birthright!"

  19. GravatarPaul
    9:33 am on December 25th, 2008

    Honey, I shrunk the Clippers