Clever Caption Contest: Bynum Can’t Take No Mo

Hey, readers! Happy Inauguration Day! And what better way to welcome Barack Obama into the White House than with the pomp & circumstance of another SbB Clever Caption Contest!

Today’s snapshot features the Lakers’ Andrew Bynum laying out the Cavs’ Mo Williams, as LeBron James lingers in the background:

Andrew Bynum Mo Williams LeBron James

Now it’s time for you to make an executive decision: How else would you describe this scene? Submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced at the end-of-the-day recap, with a chance to be hailed as The Chief! (Of caption writing, anyway.)

Good luck & good writing! And God Bless America!

20 comments

  1. GravatarKevin C
    1:10 pm on January 20th, 2009

    A little lower and to the left … yeeeaahhhhhhhhhh, that's the spot.

  2. GravatarDevil May Care But I Dont
    1:12 pm on January 20th, 2009

    Don't forget Anderson Varaejo peeking between Bynum's legs.

  3. GravatarDunder Mifflin Security Guard
    1:12 pm on January 20th, 2009

    HI-KEEBA!

  4. GravatarIndiana Pacer Maker
    1:13 pm on January 20th, 2009

    LeBron: "Glad that isn't me!"

  5. GravatarJames K.
    1:17 pm on January 20th, 2009

    "Judo Chop."

  6. GravatarSour Orange
    1:28 pm on January 20th, 2009

    Andrew "Curly" Bynum beats up Mo in a Three Stooges revenge fantasy.

  7. GravatarHenry Hawkeye
    1:48 pm on January 20th, 2009

    Anderson: "Andrew's got a nice package."

  8. GravatarMcNabbsSuperBowlTie
    1:50 pm on January 20th, 2009

    Hey Lebron, look at Mo's back!  I can't believe he has a tramp stamp!

  9. GravatarChicago Bullwinkle
    2:02 pm on January 20th, 2009

    Bynum showing off his skills to Jackie Chan, who's sitting in the front row next to Nicholson.

  10. GravatarSteve Harvey Delay
    2:28 pm on January 20th, 2009

    Donkey punch!

  11. GravatarMinnyCooper
    2:53 pm on January 20th, 2009

    Andrew Bynum, 2 minutes for elbowing.

  12. GravatarBenMR
    3:13 pm on January 20th, 2009

    That was all ball!

  13. GravatarHurricane Ike Turner
    4:21 pm on January 20th, 2009

    My face! My face! My beautiful face!

  14. GravatarVandy Is Dandy
    4:53 pm on January 20th, 2009

    What's Mo Williams' favorite pasta? I'm guessing ELBOW macaroni.

  15. GravatarGV
    5:57 pm on January 20th, 2009

    The rarely seen ostrage ref hides his face behind a hand. This unusual creature really believes that if you can't see him, he can't see the foul.

  16. GravatarQuack Attack
    7:38 pm on January 20th, 2009

    "Shoot that poison elbow through my heaaaaaaaarrrt….."

  17. GravatarPhil Bama Slamma
    7:42 pm on January 20th, 2009

    Refs: "Can we allow such flagrant fouls not to be called against the Lakers? YES WE CAN!"

  18. GravatarOrton's Lucky Shot Glass
    7:52 pm on January 20th, 2009

    Although the Referee called Bynum for a flagrant foul,  NBA Commissioner Stern later decided that the Lakers can use the Vulcan neck pinch as a legal defense.

  19. GravatarHartford Whalers 4Ever
    9:07 pm on January 20th, 2009

    Finish Him!!!

  20. Gravatartyler richardson
    9:57 pm on January 20th, 2009

    Hi. my name is Anderson Varaejo and i lurk from everyangle.

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