Clever Caption Contest: Bruin B-Baller Befuddled

Hey readers! It’s time for another stupefying SbB Clever Caption Contest!

Today we show off UCLA Bruin Alfred Aboya looking all awkwardly agog:

Alfred Aboya UCLA Bruins

So, what has Alfred alarmed? Submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap.

Good luck & good writing! And don’t be so shocked if you win!

23 comments

  1. GravatarTotal Pro Sports
    1:09 pm on February 27th, 2009

    what the hell is growing out of the ref's nose???

  2. GravatarTwoNuse
    1:13 pm on February 27th, 2009

    Lauren's leaving The Hills?!?

  3. GravatarViceroy
    1:20 pm on February 27th, 2009

    Taylor Hansen is back and bigger than ever. I love Tinted Windows

  4. GravatarJim S.
    1:40 pm on February 27th, 2009

    …and the Oscar goes to……

  5. GravatarChicago Bullwinkle
    1:45 pm on February 27th, 2009

    Can't…stop…biting…my…nails!

  6. GravatarRod Allen
    1:47 pm on February 27th, 2009

    I forgot to add the fabric softener!

  7. GravatarNick N.
    1:56 pm on February 27th, 2009

    Alfred E. Aboya - "What, Me Worry?"

  8. GravatarDunder Mifflin Security Guard
    1:58 pm on February 27th, 2009

    "Oh, no! There's a Stanford guy behind me! He's going to ruin my financial accounts!"

  9. GravatarShawn H.
    2:12 pm on February 27th, 2009

    I see dead people…

  10. GravatarMcNabbsSuperBowlTie
    2:16 pm on February 27th, 2009

    no comment.  the stanford comment has to be the winner.

  11. GravatarWes Welker Wuvs You
    2:30 pm on February 27th, 2009

    Adriana Lima married some other basketball player?

  12. GravatarDe in PA
    2:58 pm on February 27th, 2009

    OMG!!!  That is the ugliest cheerleader I have ever seen….

  13. GravatarJohn
    3:25 pm on February 27th, 2009

    WHAT?  You don't like my Mary Katherine Gallagher impersonation?!?!

  14. GravatarGolden Hurricane Carter
    3:32 pm on February 27th, 2009

    I forgot to TiVo "Lost"!

  15. GravatarNeil Everett Diamond
    3:35 pm on February 27th, 2009

    "There's an Erin Andrews sex tape out there?"

  16. GravatarBooga Lou
    3:58 pm on February 27th, 2009

    "Mickey Rourke didn't win an Oscar? But he was so good!"

  17. GravatarCane in Delaware
    4:21 pm on February 27th, 2009

    Whoa! Did someone step on a duck?!?!

  18. GravatarUncle Kracka
    4:39 pm on February 27th, 2009

    I've got this great harmonica solo coming up!

  19. GravatarDesert Rat
    5:59 pm on February 27th, 2009

    "Mmmmm, this corn is good!"

  20. GravatarHurricane Ike Turner
    6:55 pm on February 27th, 2009

    My parking meter!!

  21. GravatarQuack Attack
    7:38 pm on February 27th, 2009

    "Derek Jeter dumped Minka Kelly?!?!"

  22. GravatarAnonymous
    2:52 am on February 28th, 2009

    Yo ref you gotta smell these!!

  23. Gravatarjim
    9:43 am on March 1st, 2009

    "Don't foul him again. He used to be Teen Wolf!"