Hey, readers! HAPPY NEW YEAR! (Oops, sorry for shouting. *snicker*) What better way to kick off a brand new year than with a brand new SbB Clever Caption Contest!
2009’s first honoree of the SbBCCC is Vanderbilt coach Bobby Johnson, who yesterday not only led the Commodores to their first winning season in 26 years, but their first bowl victory in over five decades:
So, what words of wisdom or sage advice could the man in stripes be offering to the man in black? Submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner to be announced in the end-of-the-day recap.
Good luck & good writing! (But only if you’re not hungover enough to focus.)







1:04 pm on January 1st, 2009
I said, I loved you in "Planes, Trains & Automobiles"!
1:06 pm on January 1st, 2009
Awful lot of earwax buildup there, coach.
1:09 pm on January 1st, 2009
"I loved you in 'The Jerk'!"
1:19 pm on January 1st, 2009
"The flag was because your team was offsides."
"Offsides? Well, excuuuuuuuuuse meeeeeeee!"
1:20 pm on January 1st, 2009
If you're gonna play blind, then I'm gonna play deaf.
1:56 pm on January 1st, 2009
"Eh? What's that, sonny?"
2:37 pm on January 1st, 2009
Your fly is open!
5:28 pm on January 1st, 2009
Actually…I'm not an official - but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night!!
6:03 am on January 2nd, 2009
"Bobby…your wife is singing 'Rocky Top'"