Hey, readers! It’s time for another chilling SbB Clever Caption Contest!
Today we slap over a snapshot of Chicago Blackhawk Patrick Sharp:
Was Pat just hit in the face with a stick? Struck down by a sudden case of narcolepsy? Some other hilarious and/or harmful circumstance? That’s for you the reader to decide! Submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap.
Good luck and good writing!
1:16 pm on February 12th, 2009
Teows…to Sharp…back to Teows…OHHH What a hit by Nike Bauer!! Sharp should have had his head up on that one.
1:24 pm on February 12th, 2009
Wave your legs in the air! Wave 'em like you just don't care!
1:31 pm on February 12th, 2009
Look out - he's gonna blow!
1:47 pm on February 12th, 2009
I just love to slide down the ice butt-first! WHEEEEEEEEE!!!
1:49 pm on February 12th, 2009
Having Blackhawks home games televised for the first time in decades, Patrick Sharp is overcome by an extreme attack of camera shyness.
1:53 pm on February 12th, 2009
With amazing skill, Patrick is able to propel himself around the rink just through the power of his mighty flatulence.
1:53 pm on February 12th, 2009
This is what every team should do when they play the Red Wings… Just lay down and take it!!!
1:57 pm on February 12th, 2009
HEY THAT'S MY MOVE! ALTHOUGH I USUALLY ONLY TRIED IT OFF ICE.
2:05 pm on February 12th, 2009
In this week's episode of :60, Bauer tortures Sharp for the location of a second CIP device… and a missing zamboni.
2:08 pm on February 12th, 2009
Bottoms up!
2:23 pm on February 12th, 2009
Look at the holes in those socks. Better get out the sewing kit.
4:38 pm on February 12th, 2009
"Hey, SI, check out this butt! You can't tell me it's not good enough for your swimsuit issue!"
4:58 pm on February 12th, 2009
No one is a bigger Belushi fan than Sharpie. When someone yells, "cockroach!" he's in, no matter where, no matter when.
5:36 pm on February 12th, 2009
I fart in your general direction!
5:37 pm on February 12th, 2009
I saw a turtle.
6:26 pm on February 12th, 2009
Hey Steve-O!! Come stick a bottle rocket in my ass!!!
6:45 pm on February 12th, 2009
O.K. now someone light a match down there and I'll make the ice melt. It's totally cool eh.
9:13 pm on February 12th, 2009
Somebody grab my legs and spin me 'round…!
12:16 am on February 13th, 2009
Ouch! Right in the 5-hole!
3:52 am on February 13th, 2009
"Blackhawks Patrick Sharp struck down in mid-skate after being a little to greedy with the "All You Can Eat" Taco Bell in catering before the game"
9:42 am on February 13th, 2009
*PHHRRRRTTT!!!*