Clever Caption Contest: Blackhawk Down And Out

Hey, readers! It’s time for another chilling SbB Clever Caption Contest!

Today we slap over a snapshot of Chicago Blackhawk Patrick Sharp:

Patrick Sharp Blackhawks

Was Pat just hit in the face with a stick? Struck down by a sudden case of narcolepsy? Some other hilarious and/or harmful circumstance? That’s for you the reader to decide! Submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap.

Good luck and good writing!

20 comments

  1. GravatarRoy
    1:16 pm on February 12th, 2009

    Teows…to Sharp…back to Teows…OHHH What a hit by Nike Bauer!! Sharp should have had his head up on that one.

  2. GravatarRock Strongo
    1:24 pm on February 12th, 2009

    Wave your legs in the air! Wave 'em like you just don't care!

  3. GravatarRU Ready
    1:31 pm on February 12th, 2009

    Look out - he's gonna blow!

  4. GravatarDunder Mifflin Security Guard
    1:47 pm on February 12th, 2009

    I just love to slide down the ice butt-first! WHEEEEEEEEE!!!

  5. GravatarDevil May Care But I Dont
    1:49 pm on February 12th, 2009

    Having Blackhawks home games televised for the first time in decades, Patrick Sharp is overcome by an extreme attack of camera shyness.

  6. GravatarNeil Everett Diamond
    1:53 pm on February 12th, 2009

    With amazing skill, Patrick is able to propel himself around the rink just through the power of his mighty flatulence.

  7. GravatarShawn H.
    1:53 pm on February 12th, 2009

    This is what every team should do when they play the Red Wings… Just lay down and take it!!!

  8. GravatarGLENN ANDERSON
    1:57 pm on February 12th, 2009

    HEY THAT'S MY MOVE! ALTHOUGH I USUALLY ONLY TRIED IT OFF ICE.

  9. GravatarBenMR
    2:05 pm on February 12th, 2009

    In this week's episode of :60, Bauer tortures Sharp for the location of a second CIP device… and a missing zamboni.

  10. GravatarEager Beaver
    2:08 pm on February 12th, 2009

    Bottoms up!

  11. GravatarKevin C
    2:23 pm on February 12th, 2009

    Look at the holes in those socks. Better get out the sewing kit.

  12. GravatarBooga Lou
    4:38 pm on February 12th, 2009

    "Hey, SI, check out this butt! You can't tell me it's not good enough for your swimsuit issue!"

  13. GravatarBPR
    4:58 pm on February 12th, 2009

    No one is a bigger Belushi fan than Sharpie.  When someone yells, "cockroach!" he's in, no matter where, no matter when.

  14. GravatarBPR
    5:36 pm on February 12th, 2009

    I fart in your general direction!

  15. Gravataryo mama
    5:37 pm on February 12th, 2009

    I saw a turtle.

  16. GravatarBigAlBucsFan
    6:26 pm on February 12th, 2009

    Hey Steve-O!!  Come stick a bottle rocket in my ass!!!

  17. GravatarMDog609
    9:13 pm on February 12th, 2009

    Somebody grab my legs and spin me 'round…!

  18. Gravatarburghfan
    12:16 am on February 13th, 2009

    Ouch!  Right in the 5-hole!

  19. GravatarWhitey
    3:52 am on February 13th, 2009

    "Blackhawks Patrick Sharp struck down in mid-skate after being a little to greedy with the "All You Can Eat" Taco Bell in catering before the game"

  20. GravatarStealthSpeed3
    9:42 am on February 13th, 2009

    *PHHRRRRTTT!!!*