Hey, readers! Put on your thinking caps, ’cause it’s time to rack your brains for another exciting adventure of the SbB Clever Caption Contest!
Since it’s Hump Day, we skate along a shot of Chicago Blackhawks goalie Cristobal Huet showing his humps to a pair of flummoxed Phoenix Coyotes:
How would you describe this cheeky scene? Submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap, with a chance at a month’s supply of freeze-dried Preparation H.
So, don’t be a lazy bum - get off your ass & write something!
1:06 pm on January 7th, 2009
The NHL proudly presents "Deliverance On Ice!"
1:07 pm on January 7th, 2009
Me first, you get sloppy seconds
1:12 pm on January 7th, 2009
"Look out, he's gonna blow!"
1:20 pm on January 7th, 2009
So that's why Huet ate all that chili before the game.
1:30 pm on January 7th, 2009
Mind if if butt in?
1:30 pm on January 7th, 2009
The first occurrence in the NHL of a player successfully using the fetal position to avoid a check.
1:31 pm on January 7th, 2009
"Is that a gerbil?"
1:47 pm on January 7th, 2009
Look out! He's got a match!
1:49 pm on January 7th, 2009
Just keeping an eye on new developing talent.
1:51 pm on January 7th, 2009
Now that is an impressive back pu**y, I haven't seen one like that since I used to lift at the YMCA
1:59 pm on January 7th, 2009
hey, martin, i'm going 5 hole, eh!
2:01 pm on January 7th, 2009
It ain't Erin Andrews, but I'd tap it…
2:07 pm on January 7th, 2009
When does Rey Maualuga show up to dance?
2:12 pm on January 7th, 2009
*FARRRRRRRRRT!* "Phew! I've been holding it in since the Winter Classic."
2:20 pm on January 7th, 2009
Talk about trying to fit a square peg into a round hole! Yikes!
5:50 pm on January 7th, 2009
"Fedoruk, I'd recommend astroglide before you try to stick something like that up there…"
6:02 pm on January 7th, 2009
Don't point that thing, it's loaded!
11:25 pm on January 7th, 2009
Thank you sir, may I have another…
1:21 am on January 8th, 2009
"Quick climb over the boards, he's gonna blow!"
8:15 am on January 8th, 2009
Huet blew it! He dinned at Chelli's Chilli before the game. The Red Wing players know all too well what that's like.
8:28 am on January 8th, 2009
Talk about a high stick penalty! SHWING!!
8:29 am on January 8th, 2009
Huet is doing his best Elisha cuthbert impersonation. Sean Avery goes first, everyone else gets his sloppy seconds.
11:21 pm on January 8th, 2009
Do these hockey pants make my butt look big?
10:26 am on January 10th, 2009
Where'd it go? Where'd it go?…….OH NO!! I'm not looking in there!….You first…NO WAY, YOU first !!!