Clever Caption Contest: Blackhawk Bears Backside

Hey, readers! Put on your thinking caps, ’cause it’s time to rack your brains for another exciting adventure of the SbB Clever Caption Contest!

Since it’s Hump Day, we skate along a shot of Chicago Blackhawks goalie Cristobal Huet showing his humps to a pair of flummoxed Phoenix Coyotes:

Cristobal Huet Blackhawks Coyotes

How would you describe this cheeky scene? Submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap, with a chance at a month’s supply of freeze-dried Preparation H.

So, don’t be a lazy bum - get off your ass & write something!

23 comments

  1. GravatarEl Stinko
    1:06 pm on January 7th, 2009

    The NHL proudly presents "Deliverance On Ice!"

  2. GravatarKevin C
    1:12 pm on January 7th, 2009

    "Look out, he's gonna blow!"

  3. GravatarOrioled
    1:20 pm on January 7th, 2009

    So that's why Huet ate all that chili before the game.

  4. GravatarAll Washed Up
    1:30 pm on January 7th, 2009

    Mind if if butt in?

  5. GravatarShawn H.
    1:30 pm on January 7th, 2009

    The first occurrence in the NHL of a player successfully using the fetal position to avoid a check.

  6. GravatarRudy
    1:31 pm on January 7th, 2009

    "Is that a gerbil?"

  7. GravatarBenMR
    1:47 pm on January 7th, 2009

    Look out!  He's got a match!

  8. GravatarVince Youngs Psychiatrist
    1:49 pm on January 7th, 2009

    Just keeping an eye on new developing talent.

  9. Gravatarbrian
    1:59 pm on January 7th, 2009

    hey, martin, i'm going 5 hole, eh!

  10. Gravataralta4
    2:01 pm on January 7th, 2009

    It ain't Erin Andrews, but I'd tap it…

  11. GravatarWes Welker Wuvs You
    2:07 pm on January 7th, 2009

    When does Rey Maualuga show up to dance?

  12. GravatarDevil May Care But I Dont
    2:12 pm on January 7th, 2009

    *FARRRRRRRRRT!* "Phew! I've been holding it in since the Winter Classic."

  13. GravatarTim Tebowner
    2:20 pm on January 7th, 2009

    Talk about trying to fit a square peg into a round hole!  Yikes!

  14. GravatarTim Tebowner
    5:50 pm on January 7th, 2009

    "Fedoruk, I'd recommend astroglide before you try to stick something like that up there…"

  15. Gravatarchesterbounce
    6:02 pm on January 7th, 2009

    Don't point that thing, it's loaded!

  16. Gravatarsmart guy says....
    11:25 pm on January 7th, 2009

    Thank you sir, may I have another…

  17. Gravatarreal
    1:21 am on January 8th, 2009

    "Quick climb over the boards, he's gonna blow!"

  18. GravatarRPA
    8:15 am on January 8th, 2009

    Huet blew it!  He dinned at Chelli's Chilli before the game. The Red Wing players know all too well what that's like.

  19. GravatarBob
    8:28 am on January 8th, 2009

    Talk about a high stick penalty!  SHWING!!

  20. GravatarJT
    8:29 am on January 8th, 2009

    Huet is doing his best Elisha cuthbert impersonation.  Sean Avery goes first, everyone else gets his sloppy seconds.

  21. GravatarWendy
    11:21 pm on January 8th, 2009

    Do these hockey pants make my butt look big?

  22. Gravatarjanseyhull
    10:26 am on January 10th, 2009

    Where'd it go? Where'd it go?…….OH NO!! I'm not looking in there!….You first…NO WAY, YOU first !!!

  23. GravatarRandall R.
    3:10 pm on June 13th, 2013

    Bottoms up,