Clever Caption Contest: Big Ben Opens Big Mouth

Hey, readers! Some Big Game, eh? Can anything top such excitement, such thrills? Nothing can - except another SbB Clever Caption Contest!

Today we catch a glimpse of Super Bowl superstud Ben Roethlisberger (how do you spell that again?), ready to teethe on the Lombardi trophy:

Ben Roethlisberger Lombardi Trophy

Could someone please explain this scene? Submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winning quip will be awarded in the end-of-the-day recap, with a chance to take one penalty-free punch at alleged baby mama-beater Larry Fitzgerald, Jr.

Good luck & good writing! Just don’t expect any congratulatory parades.

29 comments

  1. GravatarBrad James
    1:05 pm on February 2nd, 2009

    Hines Ward: Hey Ben, don't quit your day job, you would suck on American Idol.

  2. GravatarDunder Mifflin Security Guard
    1:13 pm on February 2nd, 2009

    Hmmm, 3 cavities. I should really floss more.

  3. GravatarPacman Jerry Julius Jones
    1:15 pm on February 2nd, 2009

    I'M BEN ROETHLISBERGER, BITCH!

  4. GravatarDouble A-Rod
    1:16 pm on February 2nd, 2009

    Take one step closer, John Clayton, and I'll bite off your head!

  5. GravatarMy Name Aint Earl
    1:19 pm on February 2nd, 2009

    "I'm going to Disney World!" No, wait. Let me try that again. "I'm going to DISNEY WORLD!" "I'm GOING to Disney World!" "I'm going TO Disney World!" Dammit, I'll never get that ad now.

  6. GravatarVince Youngs Psychiatrist
    1:20 pm on February 2nd, 2009

    Wow! It's like looking into one of them shiny Christmas ornament bulbs!

  7. GravatarX-Factor
    1:22 pm on February 2nd, 2009

    And this is what I did to the refs to ensure we'd win the game.

  8. GravatarVandy Is Dandy
    1:27 pm on February 2nd, 2009

    Aw, man, a zit! Someone pass me the Clearasil, pronto!

  9. GravatarAbe Froman
    1:36 pm on February 2nd, 2009

    Heyyyy, ladies. Is that a Super Bowl trophy in my pocket, or am I just glad to see you?

  10. GravatarKevin C
    1:37 pm on February 2nd, 2009

    I can't wait to unwrap this foil and eat all the yummy chocolate inside!

  11. Gravatarjay
    1:38 pm on February 2nd, 2009

    Little Ben.  Big Ben.

  12. GravatarAnonymous
    1:41 pm on February 2nd, 2009

    See more x-rated pics at, 2lombardi1bigben.com

  13. GravatarThe Real EA Sports
    1:46 pm on February 2nd, 2009

    Big Ben is already auditioning for next year's Club Jenna Super Bowl Cable Feed Break-In TV Special.

  14. GravatarRobbie stuntman
    1:47 pm on February 2nd, 2009

    the 2lombardis1bigben.com is by far the best one

  15. GravatarFrank
    1:47 pm on February 2nd, 2009

    Dude, I look soooooo freaky in this!

  16. GravatarMcNabbsSuperBowlTie
    1:55 pm on February 2nd, 2009

    Let me just make sure my breath is fresh after all of that puking I just did at the end of that game….. oh wait…. I'm not Donovan McNabb, I actually win Super Bowls.

  17. GravatarHurricane Ike Turner
    2:07 pm on February 2nd, 2009

    Big Ben gets ready to take on Kobayashi in the World Famous Lombardi Trophy Eating Contest - coming up next on ESPN!

  18. GravatarIndiana Pacer Maker
    2:14 pm on February 2nd, 2009

    "I feel pretty…oh so pretty…"

  19. GravatarJoePa Life Alert Bracelet
    2:15 pm on February 2nd, 2009

    "IIIIIIIIIII am the champion, my friend…"

  20. GravatarGV
    2:45 pm on February 2nd, 2009

    Hello… People in TVLand… Get a fathead!

  21. GravatarQuack Attack
    2:54 pm on February 2nd, 2009

    I wonder if I should shave my goatee?

  22. GravatarKenny B (Tampa)
    3:16 pm on February 2nd, 2009

    Its just like the bean in chicago only smaller…

  23. Gravataralan
    4:17 pm on February 2nd, 2009

    this doesn't taste as good as dippin' dots…

  24. GravatarSteve
    5:23 pm on February 2nd, 2009

    Cool, this is just like those mirrors over there at Kennywood.

  25. GravatarCaz
    5:52 pm on February 2nd, 2009

    Get in my belly!

  26. GravatarLuke
    6:22 pm on February 2nd, 2009

    "Ahhh.   It's nice to play without worrying about the officials deciding the game… well, at least for us."  

  27. Gravatarviceroy
    7:26 pm on February 2nd, 2009

    Im glad im not the only one who gags at the sight of rothlisberger

  28. GravatarEtienne
    12:01 am on February 3rd, 2009

    I guess this won't fit in my mouth!

  29. GravatarPiddletons Castle
    7:12 pm on February 4th, 2009

    " Hauhhhh" Then polishes it off!