Hey, readers! Some Big Game, eh? Can anything top such excitement, such thrills? Nothing can - except another SbB Clever Caption Contest!
Today we catch a glimpse of Super Bowl superstud Ben Roethlisberger (how do you spell that again?), ready to teethe on the Lombardi trophy:
Could someone please explain this scene? Submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winning quip will be awarded in the end-of-the-day recap, with a chance to take one penalty-free punch at alleged baby mama-beater Larry Fitzgerald, Jr.
Good luck & good writing! Just don’t expect any congratulatory parades.
1:05 pm on February 2nd, 2009
Hines Ward: Hey Ben, don't quit your day job, you would suck on American Idol.
1:13 pm on February 2nd, 2009
Hmmm, 3 cavities. I should really floss more.
1:15 pm on February 2nd, 2009
I'M BEN ROETHLISBERGER, BITCH!
1:16 pm on February 2nd, 2009
Take one step closer, John Clayton, and I'll bite off your head!
1:19 pm on February 2nd, 2009
"I'm going to Disney World!" No, wait. Let me try that again. "I'm going to DISNEY WORLD!" "I'm GOING to Disney World!" "I'm going TO Disney World!" Dammit, I'll never get that ad now.
1:20 pm on February 2nd, 2009
Wow! It's like looking into one of them shiny Christmas ornament bulbs!
1:22 pm on February 2nd, 2009
And this is what I did to the refs to ensure we'd win the game.
1:27 pm on February 2nd, 2009
Aw, man, a zit! Someone pass me the Clearasil, pronto!
1:36 pm on February 2nd, 2009
Heyyyy, ladies. Is that a Super Bowl trophy in my pocket, or am I just glad to see you?
1:37 pm on February 2nd, 2009
I can't wait to unwrap this foil and eat all the yummy chocolate inside!
1:38 pm on February 2nd, 2009
Little Ben. Big Ben.
1:41 pm on February 2nd, 2009
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1:45 pm on February 2nd, 2009
it looks like big ben is taking a big one in the mouth- which is nothing out of the ordinary. Most likely a relative because that is how Pittsburgh roles.
1:46 pm on February 2nd, 2009
Big Ben is already auditioning for next year's Club Jenna Super Bowl Cable Feed Break-In TV Special.
1:47 pm on February 2nd, 2009
the 2lombardis1bigben.com is by far the best one
1:47 pm on February 2nd, 2009
Dude, I look soooooo freaky in this!
1:55 pm on February 2nd, 2009
Let me just make sure my breath is fresh after all of that puking I just did at the end of that game….. oh wait…. I'm not Donovan McNabb, I actually win Super Bowls.
2:07 pm on February 2nd, 2009
Big Ben gets ready to take on Kobayashi in the World Famous Lombardi Trophy Eating Contest - coming up next on ESPN!
2:14 pm on February 2nd, 2009
"I feel pretty…oh so pretty…"
2:15 pm on February 2nd, 2009
"IIIIIIIIIII am the champion, my friend…"
2:45 pm on February 2nd, 2009
Hello… People in TVLand… Get a fathead!
2:54 pm on February 2nd, 2009
I wonder if I should shave my goatee?
3:16 pm on February 2nd, 2009
Its just like the bean in chicago only smaller…
4:17 pm on February 2nd, 2009
this doesn't taste as good as dippin' dots…
5:23 pm on February 2nd, 2009
Cool, this is just like those mirrors over there at Kennywood.
5:52 pm on February 2nd, 2009
Get in my belly!
6:22 pm on February 2nd, 2009
"Ahhh. It's nice to play without worrying about the officials deciding the game… well, at least for us."
7:26 pm on February 2nd, 2009
Im glad im not the only one who gags at the sight of rothlisberger
12:01 am on February 3rd, 2009
I guess this won't fit in my mouth!
7:12 pm on February 4th, 2009
" Hauhhhh" Then polishes it off!