Hey readers! It’s time for another exciting SbB Clever Caption Contest!
Today’s candid camera work comes courtesy of Tom Hoffarth’s FARTHER OFF THE WALL blog, where we see a couple of NHL mascots partake in a dramatic reenactment of Frank Lampard stretching with John Terry:
You know you have something to say about the risque rink image above. So submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap, with a chance to spend 20 minutes with S.J. Sharkie in the HP Pavilion locker room of your choice.
Good luck & good writing! And please be gentle.







1:22 pm on February 24th, 2009
I know the refs like to screw the Sharks, but this is ridiculous.
1:26 pm on February 24th, 2009
The NHL Mascot Players present Quentin Tarantino's "Pulp Fiction On Ice", starring S.J. Sharkie as Ving Rhames.
1:26 pm on February 24th, 2009
all the duck could do was to look on with envy someday he would be screwed just like the sharks!
1:28 pm on February 24th, 2009
It's Free Prostate Exam Night at the arena this evening!
1:32 pm on February 24th, 2009
Something's fishy here.
1:41 pm on February 24th, 2009
Claude Lemieux's physical before joining the Sharks.
2:03 pm on February 24th, 2009
It is usually the Sharks screwing over the Kings.
2:55 pm on February 24th, 2009
AHHHHH, the fresh smell of back pu**y on fresh ice.. I love the AHL
3:40 pm on February 24th, 2009
E Presents THS: The Land Shark never got back on his feet after leaving SNL. Just another naive kid making his way down the Hollywood food chain, eventually turning to cross-species porn.
4:00 pm on February 24th, 2009
The preparations for Anthrocon 2009's masquerade are well under way!
5:54 pm on February 24th, 2009
Give me a (wobbly) H!!!
6:52 pm on February 24th, 2009
The Duck says "I got next!"
6:53 pm on February 24th, 2009
Or the ref says "At least I'm not getting Sean Avery's sloppy seconds!"
8:23 pm on February 24th, 2009
youtube girl with white camera phone is everywhere she needs to be.
8:29 pm on February 24th, 2009
oooooh come on no hooking…how many minutes in the penalty box is that?