Clever Caption Contest: Mascot Menage-A-Trois?

Hey readers! It’s time for another exciting SbB Clever Caption Contest!

Today’s candid camera work comes courtesy of Tom Hoffarth’s FARTHER OFF THE WALL blog, where we see a couple of NHL mascots partake in a dramatic reenactment of Frank Lampard stretching with John Terry:

San Jose Sharks naughty mascots

You know you have something to say about the risque rink image above. So submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap, with a chance to spend 20 minutes with S.J. Sharkie in the HP Pavilion locker room of your choice.

Good luck & good writing! And please be gentle.

12 comments

  1. GravatarWarren Maple Sapp
    1:22 pm on February 24th, 2009

    I know the refs like to screw the Sharks, but this is ridiculous.

  2. GravatarRock Strongo
    1:26 pm on February 24th, 2009

    The NHL Mascot Players present Quentin Tarantino's "Pulp Fiction On Ice", starring S.J. Sharkie as Ving Rhames.

  3. Gravatarchipes
    1:26 pm on February 24th, 2009

    all the duck could do was to look on with envy someday he would be screwed just like the sharks!

  4. GravatarSour Orange
    1:28 pm on February 24th, 2009

    It's Free Prostate Exam Night at the arena this evening!

  5. GravatarDunder Mifflin Security Guard
    1:32 pm on February 24th, 2009

    Something's fishy here.

  6. GravatarDevil May Care But I Dont
    1:41 pm on February 24th, 2009

    Claude Lemieux's physical before joining the Sharks.

  7. GravatarBoski
    2:03 pm on February 24th, 2009

    It is usually the Sharks screwing over the Kings.

  8. GravatarThe Real BPR
    3:40 pm on February 24th, 2009

    E Presents THS: The Land Shark never got back on his feet after leaving SNL.  Just another naive kid making his way down the Hollywood food chain, eventually turning to cross-species porn.

  9. Gravataralan
    4:00 pm on February 24th, 2009

    The preparations for Anthrocon 2009's masquerade are well under way!

  10. Gravatarwaterboy
    5:54 pm on February 24th, 2009

    Give me a (wobbly) H!!!

  11. GravatarGV
    8:23 pm on February 24th, 2009

    youtube girl with white camera phone is everywhere she needs to be.

  12. Gravatarjared
    8:29 pm on February 24th, 2009

    oooooh come on no hooking…how many minutes in the penalty box is that?