8:57 PM Just got back from Costco, where I secured six cases of owl jerky, a 40-gallon drum of pine cone liquor, three genetically engineered chickens made entirely of wings, a giant squid with a head of fire and talking snakes for tentacles and a copy of Andre Agassi's autobiography, signed personally!

8:09 PM Got five bucks burning a hole in your pocket and an unhealthy obsession for Monta Ellis? Does Mark Cuban have a deal for YOU!

7:51 PM Michigan State football players *allegedly* weren't the only football players in the country involved in a serious dorm altercation recently.

7:33 PM Mychal Thompson used to hoop it for the Lakers and Blazers and is now a sports radio guy in L.A. for ESPN 710 and on Laker radio broadcasts. Here he is putting Ron Artest's Kimmel appearance to shame with ... wait for it ... Roy Firestone.