11:02 AM BYU QB Max Hall on beating the Utah Utes Saturday: "I don't like Utah. In fact, I hate them. I hate everything about them. I hate their program, their fans. I hate everything. It felt really good to send those guys home." Uh, ohhhkay.

10:42 AM Pete Prisco of CBSSports.com on the CBS' Florida-Florida State telecast: "The Tim Tebow Telecast was sick today. Enough already. He's just a football player. Might have played his third-to-last game at QB."

10:21 AM Alando Tucker of the Phoenix Suns resembling me at about 4p PT on Thanksgiving Day.

10:01 AM Dan Le Batard of the Miami Herald has an artful treatment of Tiger Woods' situation and the media we all no longer recognize: "There are too many lights on you these days for an athlete to be around anything shady."